Feckless Nerd

jenny. 30s. she/her. sorry to those who knew me before, but it’s all hockey brainworms now baby. jennymott.bigcartel.com

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🚨NEW ZINE ALERT🚨

Flow: A History is a fakey little anthropological study of hockey players and their dumb haircuts through the years. 4x6”, 12 pages of these black & white annotated illustrations, plus some extra jokes just because.

it’ll be up in the shop in May, but if you’re at TCAF next weekend you can pick one up early! so if you’re in toronto, please stop by (if only to show me some disastrous lewk i’m sure to’ve missed)

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Happy May! This bad boy is in the shop now, so please swing by and check it out!

jenny-mott.com/shop 

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thinking about jagr tonight for whatever reason, so i’m bringing this back around w a bonus jagr page so y’all can appreciate him w me

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Hi! I love your art your young Sergei especially plucks at the heart strings like you woULDNT BELIEVE

omg tyty!! 💕 i’ve got so many feelings about that guy

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"the best captain I ever played with"

[montourr-temp]

feds

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they are a set, do not separate them

[brb-counting-stars]

91: i’m a red wing at heart

[mcttvierlings]

boohooed so hard i probably have no tears left to cry

[gordiemeow]

Hey, Hockeytown...

[fedyarov]

happy 91 to the rafters day to all of those who celebrate !!

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91 retirement ceremony

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the 25th anniversary is coming up, so i made a little zine to raise money for vladdy’s trust. it’s 12 pages of these sketch-style illustrations — 2 pages for each of them, plus 2 pages of cup celebrations (one for ‘97 and one for ‘98)

you can get the zine here: jennymott.bigcartel.com

it’s 3.5”x5” — there’s a digital option, but the physical zine comes with the PDF thrown in for free

but also obviously you can just donate to the trust directly: bit.ly/3OV5AQC

[ticklefighthockey]

nobody:

me: my ideal man? my ideal man’s gotta be made of high-quality corrugated cardboard. he’s gotta be going grey but it looks hot. he flies first class because that’s the only way his perfect ass fits. he wants you to call him mike but his name’s not mike. he lost his virginity to the stanley cup. he could crush a watermelon with his thighs but he won’t because it’s not seemly. he’ll do it if the guys’ll chirp him about it though. he’s bland as a bowl of wheaties and neurotic as an underworked border collie. he’s one of the guys. just one of the guys. he once killed his neighbor mike and stole his identity hahaha just kidding everyone knows mike ran away to the bahamas with his secretary to evade charges of tax fraud. anyway my ideal man’s gotta love practice. he loves practice. he’s unskilled at the craft of woodworking and it shames him. he likes to yap. yap yap yap. he once taught himself how to frame a man for tax fraud. he used to shade his stache in with an eyebrow pencil to fit in with the vets. his nickname’s mike. it might as well be mike. all the guys call him mike. just an ordinary name for an ordinary guy. he’s one of the guys, you might say. everybody says it. say it. say it. fucking say mike that’s his fucking name he works hard all week and loves to knock back a fucking cold one with the fucking boys on the fucking weekend. a brewski if you will. he has a couple gold medals. he’s got three cup rings. he knows where the bodies are buried. he’s buried a few himself

[gabelandeskog]

Canucks in focus. 📸

[utahmammoth]

-California, Chappell Roan (photos: x / x / x / x)

[sinbangtansin]

The Malkin piece on NBC sports - features Geno talking about Sid (of course), Cullen praising Geno, and all the cuteness and fire that is Geno and Phil’s relationship (x)

[eiidolon]

Bit of a small one to celebrate the preseason (8/?)

[mseiders]

“we are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. it is not our purpose to become each other; it is to recognize each other, to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is: each the other’s opposite and complement.”

— hermann hesse, narcissus and goldmund