BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

She/her | 27

[catchymemes]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

[transsexualgriffith]

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

[hippopotomi]

I had a dream I was peeing and thank GOD I woke up having to pee still

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[wintercorrybriea2]

couple making out on shut down I-65 in Louisville, Kentucky (6/3/26)

[icytwaine]

I heard Leo cut a watermelon with a sword once,,, That Leonardo was shredded.

 Finished it! Man, Rise’s animation totally convinced me that animation can be fun again,,! 😭😭

[feyd-meowtha]

[memorycycle]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[vakariasdragon]

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[mothtowers]

the establishment fears the humble late bloomer. while you were experiencing the worst dramas of your life through high school dating I was still playing with toys