Remus: James, I'm so thrilled to hear that you're getting married.
James: Thanks, Moony.
Remus: You know what we have to do now, right? We have to plan your-
James: Remus, no. Don't say it.
Remus: ... You don't want a bachelor party?
James: Oh. Yeah, that would be great actually.
Remus: Oh good!
James: Sorry, for a second there I thought you were going to make a joke about-
Sirius: *bursts into the house on a deer and wearing antlers* STAG PARTY TIME BITCHESSS









