Ride The Stars @larsofthestairs - Tumblr Blog

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

Okay but can we talk about Bob's speech in the behind the scenes video tho, i literally had tears in my eyes and I'm sure i wasn't the only one🥺

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i never believed engineer mark was actor mark cuz i refuse to believe he’s a good actor

meo618

"I guess I lost hope.. But you didn't"

Never thought I'd be so proud of a painting that is the size of the post card.

I hope you love it as much as I do <3

fear-is-nameless

Voice: "it's a dark path. Wink wink. Open the door."

Mark: "I know you guys. *laughs* I know you guys very well.

SO MANY of you ran

screaming

arms open

into this door b/c I knew you would.

No, that's not Darkiplier in there!

... And you guys don't learn your lesson!"

chungledown-bimothy

Yancy’s tattoos are canonically a cosmic mood ring

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They’re all unqualified and I love them

@markiplier

marvin-petricor

Mark "I don't know where the assumption about Actor came from" Fischbach

fuckyeahanarchistposters

"Safe Abortion for All.

No Compromise - No Apology"

Print by Bum Lung Press

blair-witchisme

When the Slenderverse antagonist does the thing....

haveyouseentheriver

I have no idea what stopped HABIT from absolutely fucking murdering Noah after he literally spat in his face

larsofthestairs

I think about that scene a lot

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Reader : I fell— HABIT : From heaven? Reader : No, I literally fell— HABIT : In love with me the moment you saw me? Reader : MY ARM IS BROKEN! HABIT : Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Habit: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Reader: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Habit: They're not. Reader: Haha, very funny. Habit: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Reader: No... what happened? Habit: ...Why would you fall for this again-

neondoeswriting

Yknow what im about to say right. General hcs for the baby eater.

Ur writing's really good!

HDSHFDSHFHASHFASHHFAHS yes >:)))))) I’m getting requests omggggggg look at me go!

also thank you, I appreciate it!

-The actual reason he types in all caps is because one time he accidentally turned on caps lock and didn’t know how to turn it off. He liked how it looked, though, so he kinda just kept it like that.

-Despite being all “kill kill murder die die i hate all living things kill stabby stab kill die grrrrrr” he has a soft spot for animals in general, but especially cats and bunnies. Hurt one of them and you better start running because he’s rapidly approaching your location.

-He’s kind of like a disney princess in that he has a tendency to just accumulate random woodland creatures.

-He doesn’t understand, like… any modern language. Being a demon that’s thousands of years old, it’s difficult to keep up with all the trends. Poor peepaw HABIT once spent several minutes trying to decipher the meaning of the word “sus”.

-His favorite Girl Scouts cookies are Tagalongs. (And he’s fucking right for that, they’re the best ones, fight me)

-As well as being like a Disney princess, he’s like a stereotypical bad boy because everywhere he goes, he ends up in a fight. His other demon friends can’t take him anywhere without putting him on a leash or something so he doesn’t dropkick a toddler for messing with his vibe.

-His favorite flavor of monster energy is Ultra Violet. That shit literally tastes like essence of HABIT.

-He’s still pissed off about the EverymanHYBRID colors being yellow and green because he thinks they don’t go well with purple.

-He’s essentially a Karen. He can and will threaten to end your bloodline if you forget to take the tomatoes out of his burger. Many a poor essential worker have been apologized to by Firebrand while he pouts in the time-out corner.

-Despite wearing Hawaiian shirts unironically, which is arguably much worse, he despises Hawaiian pizza. He thinks it’s a crime against humanity to put fruit on pizza. Which is funny considering he is a literal crime against humanity.

-He has a tendency to not eat and sleep for very long periods of time. Evan’s body gets hungry and tired, but he personally doesn’t feel the need to. Poor Evan. His liver is gonna be absolutely wrecked from all the monster energy.

-He uses a lot of terminology and behavior that’s long outdated today. The old man’s trying his best, don’t get mad at him if he comes up to you in an Arby’s and asks if you’re ”a transgender.”

-He uses a machete for everything. Literally everything. Cutting apples, opening packages, trimming his hair. If it requires a sharp object to be done, he’s using a machete. He’s almost cut his hands off several times.

-His favorite candies (besides peanut butter cups of course) are Snickers and Butterfingers. He doesn’t really like fruit-flavored stuff.

-He’s never really gotten sick before. He’s just gotten lucky with all his other bodies and what he did with them. So, when he got a stomachache after slamming a Mountain Dew and eating five candy bars for dinner, he was very confused. He had to call Firebrand and ask what was going on because he thought he was fucking dying.

-His favorite soda is Mountain Dew. I don’t want to hear it.