get me away from here, i'm dying.

words, pictures, and vegan eats.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[chubbygayandfurry-deactivated20]

Wait what the hell?!?! 1 hour after posting this???

[practicalnegation]

Money chihuahua don’t fail me

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

love u money dawg

[faunafoxxx]

1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

[girls-and-concerts]

this works. i received at 5,000 check for christmas

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[goneawaygoneaway]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[goneawaygoneaway]

welp.

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

HOLY DANG

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

Here’s some 2016 selfies for ya @goneawaygoneaway

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

Okay, I’m ready to move out of drunk dirtbag rebound stage and into responsible single about to turn 30 adult stage. Feeling overwhelmed with the amount of dudes blowing up my phone who I don’t have any particular feeling towards, but instead hung out or made out with because it was opportunistic. I mean, at least I’m putting my intentions out there and I’ll try to try. 

I want to focus more on taking care of myself (stop eating piles of rice for dinner, idiot), seeing my family (my nephew!), spending time with friends (hi nerds), cleaning up my apartment, playing music, and making things. December is like my time, right? Sagittarius something or whatever. New leaf, who dis?

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

I’m glad the soundtrack to my life was written by buds I like

[sixcontesmoraux]

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

sports!

someone: "oh, you're happy the cubs won? are you from chicago?"

me: "no, I just support 1. good old-fashioned curse-breaking & 2. the baby bear team DEMOLISHING the team with the logo that looks like a fucking hate crime."

[nerdy-south]

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

46. If we ask for what we want in relationships, we risk our partners labeling us as needy.

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

this morning i was a bit sad and thinking about how thirsty i was feeling as i was walking to the car2go, and when i got inside there was an unopened water bottle! so life isn't all bad and i'm excited to find the metaphorical costco brand water bottles hidden out there

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

I'm so disappointed

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

For you, @goneawaygoneaway Lock screen, last song listened to, and my latest selfie taken before soccer practice

[therumpus]

MADAME CLAIREVOYANT’S HOROSCOPES: The Week Of September 5.

[lastchanceforaslowdance]

Sagittarius: Your fear can’t last forever, and neither can your loneliness, and neither can your worst thoughts about yourself. This is a week for looking at the world with a different kind of softness in your eyes and a different kind of light in your heart. This doesn’t mean you’re relinquishing your toughness and your edges; it just means you’re trying to live. Remember how the world used to feel on your best days, expansive and bright. That world is still here, and you can find your way back to it.

[lastchanceforaslowdance]