idk but this pic reminded me of pervy stepdad! joel when he gets home from a rough day at work. 🎀
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just him letting out a big sigh while plopping down on the couch beside you. the delicious musky smell of sweat and dirt radiating off of him as he grips your hips and pulls you onto his lap without a word and starts rocking your pantie clad pussy over the throbbing bulge in his jeans.
shushing you and gripping your hips tighter when you start to whine and push away from him, telling you through gritted teeth that he had a shit day and that he needed this.
“c’mon kid, be good and let daddy have this.” he’d groan out breathlessly, his head dropping down against the back of the couch as he ignores your whimpers and quiet moans for him to stop.
oldman!joel pretending to be your sweet, old neighbour who's lonely just so that he can get close to you. He has you inviting him in to steal your panties and always finds excuses to touch you, saying 'forgive an old man, honey. I almost tripped'
PervyNeighbor!OldMan!Joel Miller
warning/tags: smut, minors dni, pervy/stalkish/darkish!joel, panties stealing, manipulation, jerking off, piv, one slap, joel popping viagra let’sgooo
You loved living next to Joel Miller. He was the sweetest old man you’d ever met, or so you thought. Always attentive, always thoughtful, showing up at your door with little offerings. “Here, sweetheart, noticed your lightbulb’s out. Brought you one to replace it.” “Made some sweet tea, darlin’. Gotta stay hydrated in this heat wave.” He played the part perfectly: kind, harmless, lonely.
But little did you know, Joel’s intentions were anything but sweet or innocent. You would’ve never guessed the sixty-something-year-old neighbor you waved to every morning harbored thoughts about you so filthy they’d make the devil blush. You’d probably assume a man his age couldn’t even get it up anymore, that his cock and sex-drive had long since given up. How could you have known he had those type of thoughts about you?
Because Joel’s mind was a pit of depravity, a dark hole filled with nothing but nasty, obscene cravings for you. He wished he was twenty againx young enough, strong enough, hard enough to get between your thighs in a heartbeat. But instead, he was trapped in this aching, failing body, one that betrayed him at every turn. A cock that couldn’t even stay hard long enough to finish when he jerked off. Still, his hunger didn’t die, Joel’s palms still sweated when you leaned over your car, hose spraying water down your chest until your shirt clung sheer to your bra. His pulse still spiked when you bent too far, when you laughed too sweet, when you brushed against him and didn’t pull away. The urge was always there, to shove you against the nearest wall, to split you open on his cock until you sobbed for mercy, until you begged him to stop.
In your mind, Joel Miller was the perfect neighbor. Always thoughtful, always kind. Like that time he showed up at your door with an apple pie, smiling sheepishly as though he was embarrassed. “Well, I ain’t a baker or nothin’ like that,” he drawled, holding out the warm dish. “But had these extra apples lyin’ around and I thought of you.” You’d smiled politely, touched by the gesture, telling him it wasn’t necessary, that at his age he should be relaxing, not going through any trouble for you.“Nonsense, sweetheart,” he chuckled, tilting his head toward your door. “C’mon, let’s get inside and you tell me what’cha think of it.” And of course you let him in. But for Joel, that pie wasn’t about kindness. It was an excuse, a way inside your home. “’Scuse me, darlin’,” he said a little later, rubbing at his knee with a smile. “Wouldn’t you mind if I use your bathroom? Y’know how it is, old men and these goddamn bladders.” Naturally, you said yes. Except Joel didn’t go anywhere near the bathroom. He went straight down the hall, straight to your bedroom. He paused just inside the doorway, scanning everything like he was committing it to memory. Two glasses sat on your nightstand. His chest tightened. Did you have a boyfriend he didn’t know about? How had he missed that when he spent half his time staring at your place through his window? Was it just a casual one-night stand? He shook his head. Focus, Joel. You came here for a reason. And then he saw them. Your panties, laid out on the dresser. Lacy little things, sheer in places. Cotton ones, plain but soft. Even a pair of old, faded panties stained with blood from your last period. Joel felt his breath catch. Fuck. He could almost see you in them, sprawled out across his bed, nothing but those panties on, legs parted, beckoning him over with a filthy little smile. “Come on, Joel. Give it to me hard.” His cock gave the faintest twitch in his jeans, but just that. Nothing more.
The next morning, after a sleepless night, Joel found himself standing in line at the pharmacy, buying something he’d always been too ashamed to ask for before. Little blue pills, the kind that screamed you’re too old for this, old man. But Joel didn’t care, he needed them. That night, he slid one pill down his throat, and waited. Thirty minutes. Forty. And then it hit, he felt first the heat in his blood, and then the throbbing between his legs. His cock hardened like it hadn’t in years, swelling until the ache was unbearable. He opened his drawer and pulled out the prize he’d smuggled home from your dresser. A pair of lacy panties, that still carried the faint trace of your scent. Joel pressed them to his face and inhaled. Christ almighty. He licked the gusset, tasting the fabric, pretending it was your pussy on his tongue. His cock jerked against his belly, smearing precum across his skin. When it was too much to bear, he wrapped the panties around his shaft and began to stroke it tightly. Slow at first, savoring the feeling of dragging the lace over his leaking head. His hips rocked up into his fist, clumsy and a bit desperate. He squeezed harder after a few more minutes, twisting the fabric around his cock until it hugged every vein and every ridge.
He let his mind wander. If he shut his eyes and focused, he could almost feel it… your wet pussy gripping him tight, milking his cock. He could hear your little moans in his ear, your nails raking down his back. He could see your eyes rolling back in pleasure. He might be old, but he sure as hell hadn’t forgotten how to fuck a woman senseless, how to leave her trembling with her legs spread wide. He worked himself faster, thrusting onto his fist, twisting his hand at the top, circling the swollen head with his thumb until his hips jerked violently. A raw sound escaped his chest as he came. Thick ropes of his hot cum spurted across the lace, soaking into the fabric and spilling over his knuckles. He groaned through it, rutting weakly into his hand until every last drop had painted your panties white.
After that time he always made up an excuse to get into your house. He brought over leftovers he “couldn’t finish” or asked you for help opening a jar of jam, played the role of a harmless man who just needed company. But when he got into your house, when he asked to use the bathroom, his real purpose showed. He always took something. Never too much, never enough to be obvious. One pair of panties, a hair tie, a tank top you wouldn’t miss. Enough to carry back to his house, where he’d pop one of those blue pills and spend the night rutting into your things until his thighs shook. And every time, the fantasies got darker. He pictured bending you over the counter while you thanked him for bringing you tea, pushing into you deep enough to make you choke on your own words. He imagined holding you down on your couch while you gasped, shocked, confused, until the shock turned to something else. Until you were whimpering, clinging, begging him not to stop.
Sometimes poor old Joel struggled with his hips and that bad knee of his. At least, that’s what you thought. You’d see him outside unloading his truck, arms weighed down with heavy supermarket bags, moving slower than he used to. “’M so sorry to bother you, sweetheart,” he’d call over with a strained smile, sweat dampening the gray at his temples. “But could ya lend this old man a hand with these?” You always smiled back, patient, telling him it was no problem at all. Of course you’d help him. What you didn’t know was that Joel wasn’t nearly as broken-down as he pretended to be. Sure, his hip ached sometimes, but he wasn’t helpless. And that bum knee he’d mentioned once? Pure invention. A story to explain the way he leaned on you, the way his hand lingered when he passed a grocery bag into your arms. His palm rested low on your waist, long enough that you noticed, long enough that he did too. “Should be embarrassed,” Joel murmured, shaking his head with a sigh “Man like me, askin’ a young lady f’r help.” You told him it was fine, you didn’t mind. And you meant it. Because to you, Joel was nothing but your sweet, lonely neighbor.
But Joel? Joel’s mind was burning. Climbing the steps to your porch side by side, his hand brushed dangerously close to your ass. Almost a grip, almost a squeeze. The tiniest excuse and he could claim it was an accident. That brief touch was the closest he’d been to a woman’s body in too many years , and your body was everything his starving hands ached for. So soft. So ripe. He wanted to knead your tits until they spilled between his fingers. To slap your ass just to see it bounce. To press his palm against the soft curve of your tummy while his cock drove into you, so deep he could feel himself moving inside through your skin. “Oh, Jesus—” Joel muttered suddenly, stumbling a little, his hand catching your hip in a firm squeeze. “Forgive an old man, sweetheart. Almost tripped. ‘M tellin’ you, this knee gets worse every damn day.” And you believed him. Why wouldn’t you? He was Joel, your harmless neighbor. While Joel was already imagining how it would feel to shove you face-down on that porch, spread your pretty thighs, and finally put his aching, Viagra-hard cock where it belonged.
Joel Miller was a patient man when he had to be, but patience didn’t quiet hunger.
At first, jerking off with your panties and those little blue pills had been enough. Enough to take the edge off, but it wasn’t enough anymore. Not nearly. Now Joel wanted more. Needed more. The first thought was simple: get you drunk. Invite you over for dinner under the guise of “company for an old man,” pour you too much wine, make you laugh until your cheeks warmed. He pictured the way your head would tilt, the way you’d lean into him without realizing it. All it would take was one slip, one kiss pressed against your temple when you weren’t expecting it, and then he’d murmur, “Been wantin’ you for so long, sweetheart. Don’t make me beg.” But Joel knew better than to put all his faith in a bottle of alcohol.
The second thought was more calculated. He’d noticed the way you left your window cracked open at night. The way you forgot to lock the back door sometimes. The spare key under the mat. He could let himself in, sit on the edge of your bed while you slept, hard and aching with the Viagra pounding in his bloodstream. He could wake you with his weight pinning you down, his cock already pressed against your thigh. But even Joel knew that was risky. Too sudden. Too much. And if he scared you off now, he’d lose everything.
He also thought of a third plan. He’d make you come to him. Joel’d drop hints, little seeds to plant in your mind. Groan louder when he bent down, let his hand linger on his back when he straightened. Mutter about his knees, about how lonely it got in that house by himself. He played into the role so hard that one day soon, you’d sigh and offer, “Let me come by, Joel. I’ll help you with whatever you need.” And that was when he’d strike. He pictured it perfectly: you in his house, in his bedroom, maybe folding laundry or setting down a dish you’d brought him. He’d pop one of his pills an hour before, wait until it kicked in, until he was throbbing. Then he’d corner you, gently at first, with that same disarming drawl. “Honey, I gotta confess somethin’. I can’t stop thinkin’ bout you.” You’d laugh nervously, maybe blush, maybe tell him to stop. But Joel would step closer, close enough that you could feel how hard he was, close enough that you couldn’t ignore it. And then he’d say the one thing he knew would break you: “Don’t deny an old man his last chance. Please, sweetheart. Just once. Lemme have this.” Joel was a bastard, but he wasn’t stupid. He knew how soft your heart was, how you hated to hurt people, how easily guilt could twist your arm. He’d use that. Use every ounce of pity you had for him until pity turned into something else.
Maybe Joel had been an asshole that night he saw you crying on your doorsteps after your boyfriend, yes, Joel had come to realize you had one, dumped you over a fucking text message. Stupid fucker, Joel thought. He’d offered you a shoulder, an ear to vent to, a warm hug, a cup of tea to calm you down. And maybe some people would say that he took advantage of an emotionally fragile woman, but Joel wasn’t a fool, he knew it was the only opportunity a man like him would ever get with you. So forty minutes later, and with the help of a little blue pill, he had you naked, spread, and gasping under him in his bed.
You knew about rebounds after a breakup, but you weren’t exactly expecting your rebound to be good old Joel. Much less did you imagine that the seemingly helpless old man, always complaining about his hips, would be fucking you like a wild animal. And the words… the filthy, guttural things coming from his mouth didn’t belong to someone who’d been only sweet and gentle in the past.
“You like how this old man’s cock fucks you stupid, don’t cha?” he grunted, snapping his hips forward, burying himself to the hilt. His heavy balls swung up to slap your ass with every thrust, the wet smack of flesh filling the room, making you arch your back and cry out. His graying hair stuck to his sweaty forehead, and his lips curled into something almost mean. “Look atcha, cockdrunk already. You really needed a man to fuck you good, sweetheart.”
Your only reply was a string of broken sounds, “Oh, oh, oh” every time his thick cock punched up into your cunt, your voice cracking into whining cries of Joel, Joel, Joel.
He gave you a handful of brutal thrusts, then slowed, savoring the way your walls fluttered and spasmed around him. “Lift those legs f’me, sweetheart.” His calloused hand gripped your thigh, hooking it over his shoulder like you weighed nothing. “Thass it. Fuuuuck, little pussy’s grippin’ me so tight. You’re squeezin’ this cock like you wanna milk it dry.”
With your legs folded up high, Joel’s cock sank deeper, harder, dragging along every tender ridge inside you. You could feel the blunt head grind against your cervix with each snap of his hips, and it made you see stars.
“Nghhh… Joooel,” you moaned, overwhelmed after he’d already wrung one orgasm from you with his mouth. “I want to… wanna milk you. Please fill me up.”
The words snapped something inside him. With a growl, he caught both your ankles in one big hand, pinning them against his chest as he drove into you with brutal, slamming thrusts. His heavy, slick-covered balls clapped against your ass, his softened belly pressing down over your clit every time he bottomed out.
“Pussy’s so fuckin’ good,” he groaned. “Tight little thing… gonna leave it stretched and ruined f’r any other man… fuckin’ hell, you’re swallowin’ this cock.” Joel looked down and nearly lost his mind at the sight of your hole stretched wide around him, creamy slick coating his shaft, leaving thick white rings that smeared with every thrust.
“Ah… ah… ah, f-feels so good, uh—deep,” you tried, but your words fell apart into moans. Your face was wet with tears, your chin shining with drool.
“Yeah, baby. It’s fuckin’ deep.” Joel gave your cheek a sharp slap, not enough to hurt, just enough to shock you into opening those wet eyes and looking at him. “Say it. Tell me you love this cock. Tell me who’s fuckin’ you like this, sweetheart. Say it loud f’me.”
“I-I love it ohhh—” Your moan broke as Joel pistoned into you, balls slapping hard. “You… Joel. It’s you.”
His cock twitched, fat and pulsing inside you. “You want this old man’s load? Want me to fill your sweet pussy with it? Gonna give it to you, girl. Gonna pump you full, make sure you take every drop.”
You nodded wildly, too cockdrunk to form a real answer. Your nails dug into his shoulders, leaving scratches on sweat-slick skin, your whole body trembling around him. Joel gritted his teeth, the pressure in his balls unbearable. He buried himself balls-deep and stayed there, his hips grinding against you as his body jerked, cock pulsing hard as he spilled himself inside you.
“Fuck—shit—take it, take it all.” His voice broke as his thick release painted your insides, dripping around his shaft as he gave you everything he had.
He gave you a sharp slap over your clit, making you jolt and whimper, tears streaking down your face. “This pussy’s mine now, sweetheart. Don’t cha forget it.”
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Hey guys, just to clarify, I’m not taking requests right now. These are just some random ideas or thoughts people send me, and if I feel inspired, I try to turn them into something small. Requests are a bit different because when I take them, I usually write longer stories, and the thing about requests is I can’t really refuse them if I’m not feeling motivated or inspired by the prompt. I’m not in the mental space right now to commit to writing any story you send me, so requests will remain closed.
You’re always welcome to leave little ideas or headcanons for Joel or other characters, though! If I’m in the mood or feel inspired, I’ll write something small, but it’s more chill that way, no pressure on me.