Dr. Munch

a very real and professional doctor at the best hospital!! pfp by @solardontcare

[lastumunch]

HI!! HELLO. HI. Iam Dr. Munch, a doctor and surgeon at SC hospital!!! I have NO IDEA why they wont give me a badge and let me onto the official askpage, but i have MY OWN NOW!!!!!

crackcare owned by @cartooemcanhis , go to the webcomics site for more information on the hospital + worldbuilding.

Las' ref sheet:

[lastumunch]

hiiiii bro!!!

~ ant (EVIL termite)

Good evening, friend!

[lastumunch]

What the fuck happened to you.

-Dr. Kall

Nothing has happened to me yet, other than a few odd questions. Is something wrong?

[lastumunch]

evil las what is your opinion on cannibalism

A really strange question to ask. Its one of the worst crimes someone can commit, dare i say worse than murder since it also includes further disrespecting the body.

[lastumunch]

I'm not sure why the hospital seems to be so popular on social media, but i did want to get a chance at learning why. Along with this, it would be fun to have my own asks and interactions, for the time being..

[inclementluvr]

Why the fuck do you look like that

[lastumunch]

I look the way I always did, i was born like this. This is a pretty rude question to ask someone. 🙁

[lastumunch]

what did you do to that beautiful skunk

i dont act know any skunks – other than myself, of course – so i can't really tell who you're talking about?

[lastumunch]

I'm not sure why the hospital seems to be so popular on social media, but i did want to get a chance at learning why. Along with this, it would be fun to have my own asks and interactions, for the time being..

[lastumunch]

did you know that skunks are very flammable

thats definitely a normalt h in g to say to someone. wveryanthry has had a conversation like this before. this is a normal interaction....

[lastumunch]

I want yo

oh good morning

[lastumunch]

SMOKE!!!!!!!!! IN THE VENTS!!!!!!!!!!! smOKE IN THEVENTS??????????????????

[lastumunch]

since you're part skunk can you spray like a skunk or did you get the surgery that makes you not do that

i cna srpay!!! BUT! i havent done it in a LONG while, and i DONT plan to do it anymore...

[lastumunch]

since we're both in the vents can we truce that you dont like cannibalize me or somethin' since the chinchilla with the mask (nooo idea what their name is) said you do that

i can get you a pancake or something like that if so

🐇🦇

YES. yesyes. pay for your freedom in food...

[lastumunch]

Wanna…be my Palentine

—bun

absolutely!! though i would have to think of more gifts..

[lastumunch]

Lunch we should be palentines...

......as a gift I stole the key to the morgue

Ok bye

- @inclementluvr

hehe!! it would be easier than using the vents..

SPEAKING OF... i COULD use the vents to get you a secret gift.,.,.

[lastumunch]

WOW I💥 @termitethegiants AM ACTUALLY GETTING PALINTI 💥 @termitethegiants NES ASKS 💥 @termitethegiants I DODNT EXPECT TO B💥 @termitethegiants E SO APPRECIATED TODAY 💥 @termitethegiants 💥 @termitethegiants

[termitethegiants]

are you neutral about getting another partner named after a tech company or somethin

wait wha.

fuck yeah im pulling ALL the bitches

in your FACE @lastumunch

[lastumunch]

i feel bad for whoever ends up in a relationship with you.

[inclementluvr]

It's okay lunch 💗 you are one of the fish in the sea of all time

[lastumunch]

thank? you? i think?

[termitethegiants]

are you neutral about getting another partner named after a tech company or somethin

wait wha.

fuck yeah im pulling ALL the bitches

in your FACE @lastumunch

[lastumunch]

i feel bad for whoever ends up in a relationship with you.