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i've been neglecting my wellness journey.

[unholyblissafterdark]

[acidtheater]

I feel like Harvey Gillen saying "I wasn't initially going to be doing stunts, so I had to go the gym and train for it" should at least a little more important than it has been. Because it literally took one (1) single fucking person to show the horrid Hollywood body transformations aren't what naturally happens when you get in shape, and it's not for stunts or any practical purpose and are entirely for a pointless and dangerous beauty standard and it frustrates me that it won't change anyone's attitude on anything.

[rylandsgrace]

“Did you ever consider for one moment that I might be happy for the first time in decades? Decades! That I found somewhere where I feel that I belong?”

#The love is requited they’re just idiots

[nadjasnandor]

[crucefix]

Twilight (2008) / What We Do In The Shadows (2021)

[helloneels17]

[javaberrychip1998]

“Guillermo deserves to be with Nandor” is a correct statement in two ways, in the sense that it both means “Guillermo is very dedicated and loyal and badass and deserves to be rewarded by getting down with a sexy vampire man” and also “Guillermo is a fucked up little man and it serves him right to be saddled with this giant brat for the rest of eternity”

[abirdonalilactree]

Everyone gather around I have experienced 1 (one) thought:

What if Nandor (and the other vampires) don't want to hug Guillermo or bite his neck because he is always wearing his cross around his neck or in his pocket?

[nadjasnandor]

[jung-koook]

he's so love shaped ♡

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[shutupmerlin]

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

[coughloop]

There should be an emoji of two guys kicking the shit out of a third guy who's in the fetal position on the ground

[localtransvamp-deactivated20241]

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[fabtool]

love when a game crashes as youre trying to close it. real you cant fire me i quit energy

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[bergoozter]

watcher be like

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

i told my mom about the “sorry about your bf” memes a week or so ago and she’s obsessed with them she loves your boyfriend so much she’s constantly putting him in crazy scenarios and absolutely loving it

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

she had a dream last night that she was a waitress and she was pouring water into a girl’s cup for her and saw a bug in it and was like “oh no i’m so sorry there’s a bug in your water” and the girl was like “oh no it’s fine that’s just my boyfriend” and then picked him up by the back of his shirt and pulled him out of the water and he was coughing and sputtering

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

she said the girl set him down on the table while my mom kept apologizing to her and she was just like “oh it’s fine it happens all the time he’ll dry off no worries”

[digitalbusker]

Hey so we told my mom about your boyfriend. Yeah she's been putting him in scenarios and situations ever since. Yeah sorry she's not been this into something in years, sorry.

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

no bc she’s literally texting me abt your boyfriend from the church pew mid sermon she can’t get him off of her mind he’s like a little plaything to her

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

you've gotta understand i don't post on here to gain followers i do it to empty my mind ruthlessly each day so i dont go insane . me posting about a character is just me shaking my brain upside down to make sure everything comes out

[kingcatnine]

sorry for being so weird it's my first time being alive

[skydepot]

NOT sorry for being so weird it’s my ONLY time being alive

[skydepot]

you can do whatever you want forever

[kingcatnine]

hell yes. realest shit ever said