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//so I know these not so fancy promos go around faster/better than the fancier ones, especially at the start, so feel free to like/reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with a multimuse blog containing Y’shtola from FFXIV/Dissidia NT, Yuuri Katsuki from Yuuri! on Ice, Rin Nohara from Naruto, Takashi Shirogane from Voltron: Legendary Defender, or Hiyori Iki from Noragami!
Friendly reminder that the Olympics opening ceremony in the YoI universe would probably include...
Viktor, utterly annoyed that he has to walk with the Russian athletes while his precious boy Yuuri marches under the Japanese flag
Yuuri having a giant anxiety attack because of all the lights and noise and PRessURE!!!
Minami trying to help Yuuri… well, after the initial 5 minues of madness and screaming because HOLY SHIT OLYMPICS YES!
Phichit being ridiculously handsome whenever he gets on the big screen, while, inside, he is crying as his ass is freezing
Leo and Guang-hong literally facetiming each other the whole time they’re on the stadium
Emil being in the first row to do the frickin’ Raška telemark as the Czech team marches in
Yuri refusing to go “march there like an idiot just for people to look at him waving”
Mila and Georgi carrying Yuri all around the stadium in a ridiculous pose because they insist he mustn’t miss on such an amazing experience
Guess what, Yuri actually really enjoys it
Otabek ending up with his phone full of Yura being carried around pics
Also Otabek actually smiling, this is what he’d been dreaming of for so long
Sara and Michele dancing all the way around the stadium
i mean they’re really good and seem like they enjoy it, but they can’t fool me, they did it just to warm themselves up
Chris being the Switzerland’s flag carrier
JJ crying the whole time he’s a sensitive boy let him live
Seung-gil taking practise too seriously to go there, but his coach forcing him anyways as THE NATION NEEDS TO SEE YOU AND BE PROUD OF YOU SEUNG-GIL! so he goes and is literally the last one in the line and the lady dressed in pink dancing behind the group has to constantly nudge him to speed up
“I learned the bad guys are not always bad, the good guys are not always good, and to quote Captain Barbossa, the parameters are like rules, mostly guidelines. And that it takes a little bit of bad boy to fight the evil in the world.”
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大切なものをなくして不安でどうしようもない時、救ってくれるのは近くの人の心配する気遣いではなく、表情の見えない誰かとの他愛も無い会話だったりします。
Phichit walked into the bakery, door bell tinkling above him and was instantly met with the scent of vanilla and melted chocolate. And along the sleek glass countertop, the sight of what looked to be a rather impressive selection of… penises.
‘Oh boy,’ Phichit whispered to himself as Mila appeared from the back, carrying another perfectly pink and erect penis sponge cake. She spotted Phichit, rolling her blue eyes and tossing her head over her shoulder.
‘In the back,’ Mila said brightly, placing the beautifully iced penis down with flourish. Phichit raised an eyebrow.
‘Are there more of these?’
Mila gave Phichit an amused look, which was all the answer he needed really. Phichit sighed, placing his camera bag carefully behind the counter as he made his way through.
The bakery kitchen was somehow housing more dicks than the standard subway turnstile at nine in the morning. Large and long, sat on edible ball bearings and sprinkled in coconut flakes. Rotund and swelling sponge girth, the smell of sweet sugar almost bizarre with the sight. And leaning over the steel counter, a finger dragging through the sumptuous dribble of buttercream from the tip of another lovingly iced cockhead, was Yuuri. Who couldn’t have looked more miserable about the whole situation.
‘Really, Yuuri?’ Phichit asked, taking pity as Yuuri didn’t even look up from behind his flour sprinkled glasses. Phichit walked around the counter, taking in the range of dick cupcakes to what could’ve been dong cheesecake. ‘Again?’
‘It’s practice,’ Yuuri mumbled, stuffing his finger into his mouth to swallow the glob of buttercream he had perched there. Phichit scoffed.
‘For a bachelorette party that was last week.’
Yuuri had nothing to say to that, instead sinking even further down onto the counter. His brown eyes were fixed on the precariously placed penis in front of him. Phichit put a hand on his waist, waiting for an explanation he already knew but still expected Yuuri to say aloud. When that didn’t happen, Phichit gave in.
‘Is this still about the lawyer?’
‘Divorce lawyer,’ Yuuri corrected miserably, poking at his cake with a long finger. The sponge shifted on its cake board, penis wobbling.
‘Typical man,’ Mila chimed, coming in from the front of shop. Phichit gaped, waving a hand at her to shut up.
‘You’re not helping.’
‘Not trying to. Just let him bake it out,’ Mila replied happily, evidently finding the bottle of edible glitter she was looking for as she turned on her heel. ‘Besides Yuuri, I know Russian men. And you’re dodging a bullet.’
‘Still not helping!’
Mila waved a hand behind her as she vanished through the kitchen again, leaving Phichit looking at Yuuri’s defeated back surrounded by a small, erect arsenal.
‘Honest to god, this has to stop.’
‘I think Mila’s right,’ Yuuri said miserably, gathering another fingertip of buttercream. ‘I just need to bake this out.’
‘You could be banging this out,’ Phichit teased, watching Yuuri choke on his small mouthful.
‘He just wants to bang me and move on,’ Yuuri said with what was definitely a pout, something that was rendered even more adorable by the swipe of what looked like melted white chocolate on his nose. ‘I’m not going to help him with that. I need to drop it and move on. Victor has put marriage off the table, and nothing I do can change that.’
‘You eat his dick like you’re eating that one and you’ll be just fine. Now can we please stop with the phallic sponges?’
With more spite than Phichit had ever seen, Yuuri bit the head off his small, iced penis in one obscene bite. Phichit shuddered, unable to stop himself from crossing his legs as Yuuri glared at him.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @lucycamui!!!!
From me and @sparklingwaterbabie!!!! OwO Thanks so much to sparklingwater for sending me a message about this idea and for writing such an AWESOME scene!!!! >W< MUCH LOVE TO YOU LUCY!!!!! (this excerpt is for the next big project Lucy is working on with sparklingwater, LOOK FORWARD TO IT, I KNOW I AM!!!”
The idea of Yuri having to move in with Viktor and Yuuri at some point will always be funny to me.
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Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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Misc. trauma/mental illness starter meme
“You were calling out (his/her/their) name in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?” ”If I don’t stop having nightmares I’m going to stop sleeping altogether.” “You can’t keep pushing me away forever, alright? I’m trying to help, and it hurts when you throw it in my face like this.” “Don’t pretend you understand what I’ve been through. You don’t. You can’t.” “Calm down, it’s not a contest. I don’t care which one of us ‘had it worse’.” “People only care when they can feel sorry for you. Once you fuck up and lash out at them, they stop.” “I don’t feel anything. I’m not sad, or anything like that, I’m just.. empty.” “You ever get so angry it’s like your vision just blacks out? You come to, and you’re somewhere else, you’ve done something terrible.. but you don’t remember it at all.” “I can’t just ‘stop’ panicking. My brain doesn’t CARE if there’s nothing to be scared of, that’s kind of the point.” “People that think there’s only one kind of schizophrenia piss me off.” “I have one person I trust more than anyone in the world, one person whose company I actually LIKE unconditionally. So when they’re not paying attention to me, yeah, it hurts.” “Actually, I don’t see things. I hear them. Auditory hallucinations are way more common than visual ones.” “I can never tell if I’m awake or still dreaming.” “It’s not a voice ‘in your head’, it’s a voice in your EAR. It’s a voice right behind you, right beside you. A voice in your HEAD is just you, thinking, like an idiot.” “And then they were like, ‘have you tried not thinking about it?’ and I was like, WOW, WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!”
Yura to Beka: WELCOME TO THE MADNESS that is my unbelievably extra family.
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