Slappin' Binches

25 | Aries | Queer | I do what I want.

[charmsterz]

[krishnahare]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

judas used tongue

[mousenemy]

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

[mousenemy]

wow thats crazy... tvs used to be so expensive!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The world is a much better place when someone’s mouth is on your genitals.

[frawgs]

just offered my vibrator a cigarette

[997]

will i ever feel fergalicious again

[997]

this was a genuine question btw. if you even care.

[bedlund]

bereal as a concept is straight out of a dystopian horror story

[midiport]

[coolfatcat]

[lateforstuff]

The bots thinking I’m a gay man is so funny to me

[movie-gifs]

You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.

Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson

[grosezero]

This post can not be fucking real 

[shingojira]

its art and it deserves to be treated as such 

[moonkitty]

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

[sweetguccibarbie]

[cali-r0se]

tis the season to be extra nice to retail employees

[animusrox]

everyone:

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]