Why do you get called to HR beaner?
A myriad of dumb reasons. My attire, someone seeing one of the guys get too handsy with me and me being clearly receptive to the attention, my punctuality, taking long lunches where I stumble back in clearly disheveled w my makeup running n Karen complains, oh! Once I had my phone on my desk texting w someone and they sent me a dick pic even tho they knew I was at work and the Karen in the adjoining desk saw. Almost got fired for that one but boss intervened. He really really needs me on hand lol











