omega prankster

john egbert | 18 | he/him | omega hi there, my name is john, but people oh so cleverly call me coy! i decided to start this blog to document my life as a coyote omega in a world dominated by wolves and alphas. my hope is to make friends and to maybe meet a nice guy who will do more than just shove his knot in my face. M!A: n/a(but accepting). [semi-indie ABO omega John Egbert blog] [blog will be nsfw, mun is of legal age]

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No offense but what the entire fuck is this

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This is my current mood:

more baby animals here

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(I love how Tumblr says there’s five new posts on my dash when there are actually zero. :T )

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it’s too hot to wear socks, but my toes are cold.

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@travellinggilderoy replied to your post:i’m not sure what that meaning says? is that a jab...

not a jab babe just a warning to them cause some people dont like inactivity for too long

guess that makes sense. i mean, i’d guess i’d finding annoying, too... if i wasn’t doing it. :B

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i’m not sure what that meaning says? is that a jab about how rarely i’m online? 

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i should probably start following more people. but i’m kind of awkward at this sort of thing.

[travellinggilderoy]

look at my boyfriend @latransmischief telling me how to live my life

if i want to throw food at myself i damn well will and aint no one gonna stop me

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frosty never listens to me.

and by never, i  mean most of the time.

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MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

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life hack: make out with me

[travellinggilderoy]

> A slight liberty may have been taken with the interpretation of two, as in the thing in front and the bit(s) behind it, which are not abnormally large. But close enough. Enjoy the dick show, Coy.

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> Ah yes... the dick show... you are not disappointed. Mostly because he came over to show you.

okay cool, now cuddles!

[travellinggilderoy]

deal and deal

> And off you go to show him.

> Coy for the love of all things holy and unholy, please don’t tell us you actually don’t know what Dave’s been implying this whole time.

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> You may or may not know, because the answer seems obvious, but two???

[travellinggilderoy]

dunno

some time next week probably medical professionals seem to enjoy weekends like nothing ever happens then and people arent working the same times they are which ok were not but thats beside the point

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okay, i’ll go get it checked out sometime this coming week.

now come over here and show me!

[travellinggilderoy]

youre incorrigible

i guess i can indulge your silly little whim on the condition you get that memory problem looked into post haste

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how post haste is post haste?

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…. now i want to know what you  mean. come over here and show me.

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dont act like you dont know exactly what im talking about and havent seen it slash them plenty

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nope, you have to come over here and show me.

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those two abnormally long stumps you have growing out of your pelvis.

[travellinggilderoy]

watch it with the nsfw dude there are children present

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.... now i want to know what you  mean. come over here and show me.