higher than gilderoys kite

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[travellinggilderoy]

[travellinggilderoy]

s e v e n  d a y s

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“So we swap out the health potions for the bee-filled donuts”

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[ouiouiouiouiouiouioui]

[shitpostgenerator]

dude

[travellinggilderoy]

this didnt come out too badly guess thats what happens when youre a pretty basic bitch

[travellinggilderoy]

hildegardes death by chocolate p sure im dead after just reading that recipe so im sure its fantastic if you like that sort of thing and wont be needing to rent a backhoe or a bonfire afterward

[windypoplarsroom]

Angela Lane

“Phenomenon #25 (double binary rainbow)” (2019)

[valentinesvampire]

I love putting lots of pillows on my bed so I can pretend im an 18th century aristocrat collapsing after a night of debauched revels and sinful decadence

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[timetravelonion]

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

[historical-nonfiction]

Occasionally, fossils become opal instead of stone. They are called… opalized fossils.

[sexanax]

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

[coral]

[travellinggilderoy]

man imagine being surprised by inhuman features family popcorn night ahoy

[travellinggilderoy]

kiillerbee2‌: 

ok gue22 2omethiing weiird mu2t have happened, whiich doe2nt 2urprii2e me at all con2iideriing thii2 ii2 tumblr, becau2e iim pretty 2ure ii wa2 2tiill followiing your blog when ii 2ent you that a2k.

eheheheheh good iid rather want two talk two you, no offen2e two dave but come one youre an androiid?? how fuckiing cool ii2nt that? 2o they got you on cleaniing duty? gue22 iit make2 2en2e 2iince you dont get tiired out liike our mortal ve22el2 do. what other ta2k2 do you have? iit cant ju2t be beiing a maiid, that2 fucked up iif iit ii2.

al2o cant beliieve iim beiing threatened and bo22ed around by an androiid. and ii wa2 goiing two ju2t laugh at thii2 threat but ii fuckiing realiized that FUCK you have my coordiinate2, 2o you actually can come over and fuck me over liike that.

i got no doubt you were shits weird around here

i guess its pretty cool but they can shapeshift and i cant so we both have our strengths not that i really shifted much back then but thats a whole road of self loathing that would just ruin everyones night so its probs best not to get into that they dont got me on anything i put myself on it because weve always been a bit of a neat freak im sure there are deep psychological reasons for it but idk what they are thats my cousins schtick not mine im also a nanny and a straight up father and a bit of an assistant to he who gave me life which would be dirk fuck our father

sucks to suck i could come over and do that i probably wont but you never know when i might change my mind