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PERSONIFIED BLACK WIDOW || iINDIE OC || WRITTEN BY V || EST. DEC. 2017

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[denisvilleneuve]

I’m an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.

The Descent (2005), dir. Neil Marshall

[latrodectress-blog]

Discworld Sentence Starters

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”

“Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in.”

“I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.”

“Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.”

“Witches aren’t like that. We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”

“Trouble is, just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.”

“We ain’t going to curse anyone. It hardly ever works if they don’t know you’ve done it.”

"No gods anywhere play chess. They haven’t got the imagination. Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion."

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

“Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”

“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”

“You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope.”

“Welcome to fear. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong...But it might.”

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

“Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.”

“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”

“There is always time for another last minute."

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

“That's not fair, you know. If we knew when we were going to die, people would lead better lives."

“I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND.”

“It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”

“Assassins have a certain code, after all. It's dishonorable to kill someone if you aren't being paid.”

“Don't stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.”

“People ought to think for themselves... The problem is, people only think for themselves if you tell them to."

“He could think in italics. Such people need watching. Preferably from a safe distance.”

“Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“There's nothing more useless in the world than a groom just before the wedding.”

“How many dishonorable discharges have you had?”

“The air smelled of a limited life expectancy."

[ramonameisel]

Her bones are fortressed like matchsticks, her veins running on gasoline. Both are only waiting for the flame to light them up.

r.m | excerpt #71 (via rmeisel)

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[vaememes]

✧    NBC’S    HANNIBAL    PROMPTS   !   

*  A MIXTURE OF NBC’S HANNIBAL PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘   This is not a fatal wound. The bullet misses every artery.   ‘

‘   It just means she can’t do anything about it. This is my design.  ‘

‘   I imagine what you see and learn touches everything else in your mind.    ‘

‘   I can’t shut mine off any more than you can shut yours off..   ‘

‘   Please, don’t psychoanalyze me. You won’t like me when I’m psychoanalyzed.    ‘

‘   Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go give a lecture on psychoanalyzing.   ‘

‘   Therapy doesn’t work on you because you won’t let it.   ‘

‘   Well, perhaps you need to un-learn some tricks.   ‘

‘   Last time he sent me to a dark place I brought something back.   ‘

‘   I suggested one of those clackin’ swingin’ ball things.   ‘

‘   It’s the inevitability of there being a man so bad that killing him felt good.  ‘

‘   I’m still not entirely sure that wasn’t my intention, pulling the trigger.   ‘

‘   Eating her is honoring her. Otherwise, it’s just murder.   ‘

‘   So killing somebody, even if you have to do it, it feels that bad?   ‘

‘   You beginning to appreciate my lack of sympathy?   ‘

‘   I don’t know how I’m gonna feel about eating her after all this.   ‘

‘   It isn’t very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living.   ‘

‘   Passion’s good. Gets blood pumping.  ‘

‘   My parents gave me a gift. A twin. Who wouldn’t want two of me?  ‘

‘   What kind of victim forgives the killer at the moment of death?   ‘

‘   I have no taste for animal cruelty. That’s why I employ an ethical butcher.    ‘

‘   I’m afraid I insist on it, no need for unnecessary suffering.   ‘

‘   Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors.   ‘

‘   Well this should be interesting. Please, doctor, proceed.   ‘

‘   What it grows, and where it’s growing it will likely kill you..   ‘

‘   It’s getting harder and harder to make myself look.   ‘

‘   But I am looking alone, and you know what looking at this does.   ‘

‘   I know what happens if you don’t look, and so do you.    ‘

‘   I can make myself look, but the thinking is shutting down.   ‘

‘   You don’t think I have a right to know what’s happening with my wife?  ‘

‘   The effect I was hoping to have was her death. Mission accomplished.    ‘

‘   Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.   ‘

‘   Here we are, bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.    ‘

‘   Words are living things. They have personality, point of view, agenda.   ‘

‘   Your bad luck that you’re the best, pal.    ‘

‘   I feel like I’ve dragged you into my world.    ‘

‘   I want to go on record as saying that this is a very bad idea.   ‘

‘   It’s natural to see if someone is clever enough to climb over them.   ’

‘   What reason did you have to kill the others?   ‘

‘   Insane isn’t really black or white, is it?   ‘

‘   What do you smell on me?    ‘

‘   I think that the work you do here has created a sense of stability for you.   ‘

‘   You married? You’re married. How long you married? That long?   ‘

‘   I feel like hell. Actually, no, I feel, uh, fluid, like I’m spilling.    ‘

‘   You were attacked by a patient not too long ago. I read the report.    ‘

‘   They will believe he did. They will believe he killed others, too.    ‘

‘   I’m so sorry, ______. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you in this life.    ‘

‘   I know who I am. I’m not so sure I know who you are anymore.   ‘

‘   I am not the intelligent psychopath you are looking for.  ‘

‘   I’m not asking you to believe anything you can’t prove.   ‘

‘   I’ve always found the idea of death comforting.  ‘

‘   That would suggest a radically unorthodox form of therapy.    ‘

‘   I’m always happy to do a favor for a friend, just say the word.   ‘

‘   How does one politely refuse a dish in circumstances such as these?   ‘

‘   You never answered my question. How would killing me make you feel?   ‘

‘   She was compelled to take his life so she could take her own back.  ‘

‘   Tell me, did your heart race when you murdered her?   ‘

‘   When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes running. But not to help.   ‘

‘   I let you know me… see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn’t want it.  ‘

‘   Imagine what you must taste like. It won’t be long until someone’s taking a bite out of you.   ‘

[absinthius]

Latrodectus mactans (“Southern Black Widow”) by Mike Martin

[children-ofthestars]

what the fuck rp starters

“Oh look, carnage.”

“I found you beat half to death in a dumpster. When I said I would call 9-1-1 you punched me in the face and said no before passing out.”

“Holy shit you look terrible.”

“Can’t go to my place, I’m making poison in my kitchen.”

“This is the tenth half-eaten corpse I’ve seen. It’s still kinda horrifying but less horrifying than the first time I saw one.”

“Yeah, that’s right, go wander off and commit murder somewhere else.”

Everything about your life makes so much sense now.”

“I don’t know, that sounds like a ‘fuck off’ kind of growl.”

“There’s a girl snorting cocaine off the counter in the bathroom. Just thought you’d wanna know.”

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I’m going to pass out.”

“After the fight some dude catcalled me on the way home so I turned around and spat a bunch of blood at his feet. Never seen someone regret doing something so fast.”

“Is that a fucking dragon?”

“That is genuinely disturbing.”

“Don’t smile. You have the smile of a serial killer.”

“This is surprisingly not the worst thing we’ve done. This is like, maybe halfway up the list.”

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Don’t patronize me.

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two can play this game and you can’t hurt me cause i can’t feel anything 

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What Hogwarts House Are You?

You Are 49% Slytherin, 26% Gryffindor, 20% Ravenclaw, and 5% Hufflepuff!

You are relentless in your pursuit of success, making you a perfect fit for Slytherin, but your willingness to take risks makes you somewhat compatible with the typical traits of Gryffindor house. People who don’t know you well are often intimidated by your reserved demeanour, and you have very few close friends. You are loyal to few, and definitely prioritise personal success over close relationships. Your slight compatibility with Ravenclaw house hints at an appreciation for knowledge and wisdom, though they are not priorities for you.

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Amy Adams Meme 

Movie Characters [1/10]  ⇾ Mickey Lobel - Trouble with the Curve (2018) 

 "My father is a baseball scout. I grew up around men who swore, drank and farted. Trust me, I can handle it.“

[lovey-kun]

I became bitter and untouchable. I craved affection but even the mere thought of someone caring made my stomach turn.

(stay away but come closer) // mxe. (via lovey-kun)

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