Humor Blog

Occasionally offensive

[iamjessemccartney]

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

[asteroidarsonist]

wh

why

[iamjessemccartney]

cod

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[alien3hateblog]

[bumblebee-pd]

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please 

[miiriya]

[roll1uptwice]

[foreverguided777]

Me…

[jadorexjaii]

Literally me. I love watching hgtv

[hypnotic-flow]

me walking around with my brand new nikes on, acting a fool, pissing off all them nike boycotters 🤪

[evooob]

Lmfaooo

[lovetootie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[justcallmechuck]

💀💀💀

[mughler-deactivated20190524]

post-crying face is such a look

[level5goblin]

[straylightjay]

[standingcowrrdly]

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

[standingcowrrdly]

I’M NOT KIDDING YOU

[lovelyharmonics-deactivated2018]

what good EVER comes from taking an abandoned carpet home?

[standingcowrrdly]

a free carpet

[discourseful]

[bopeep]

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

[miiriya]

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read