Like Autonomy Loves Free Will

Sam / he+they / FL / Leo / Vicious / Killer / Youth of... twenty-seven / Icon and header by prim-moth / Hi! My name is Sam and tarot cards hate me. Content here varies based on whatever I'm interested in for whatever amount of time. Enjoy!

[iamjessemccartney]

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[doglike]

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[avalonjoan]

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

[eternalfarnham]

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

[meangirlnurse]

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[creekfiend]

I got an acupressure mat at my PT's suggestion and I laid it on the floor in preparation to use it and Every Dog immediately went over and walked across it AS I DESPERATELY TRIED AND TO DISSAUDE THEM and then went YELP YELP YELP and then KEPT TRYING TO WALK ON IT AGAIN

just as I shooed Glimmer away Ella stomped over and then screamed. and tried to keep stomping and I had to lift her off

GODDAMNIT TREE TRUNKS

[creekfiend]

Ship finally shut them out of the room and now they're scratching at the door like "let us back in we want to step on the Bad Mat"

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I feel so bad it’s so sad but I can’t stop laughing because it’s Exactly like watching NPCs in a video game walk into lava

[creekfiend]

LET US IN. WE WANT TO STEP ON THE 10,000 PRECISION SPIKES

[creekfiend]

it was like all of them just kept taking turns doing CONCEPTUALIZATION (EASY): FAILURE rolls over and over. it was so over the top farcical. we’d shoo one dog off the mat and comfort her and then when we turned around there’d be another dog standing on the mat whimpering

[demilypyro]

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[teathattast]

[goobersplat]

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

[the-red-ring-of-death]

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[oldhollywoodniall]

[sonicskullsalt]

I am begging fic writers on this our beloved tumblr to get acquainted with the Keep Reading feature and to also use it. Please and thank you

[iridescentrylandgrace]

Its right there:

Just... in case people don't know...

[northisnotup]