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idk how many times i reblogged this tbh

"I’m pro-life."

I think that unless you are personally opening up your home and wallets to the estimated 2.5 million homeless, 16 million hungry, and 400,000 adoptable children in this country then you need to shut the fuck up about being pro-life. You’re not pro-life just because you think a bunch of congregated cells equals a human being. You’re not pro-life just because you think other people should be forced to have kids that they don’t want and you’re unwilling to take care of or even have a thought in your empty head about them after they’re born. You’re not pro-life until you’re making an effort to feed, clothe, and shelter children in need.

“I’m pro-life.”

Oh yeah? I wonder how many of these pro-lifers would foot the $6,000 - $14,000 hospital bill and $12,000 - $26,000 cost the first 2 years to save those congregated cells from being flushed down the drain? Let me know if you want to volunteer your money because I’ve been a part of at least 1 abortion in my life due to not being able to afford having a kid.

“I’m pro-life.”

Does it ever cross the minds of these people that pro-lifers just like them have children even though they can’t afford them which ultimately means these kids will grow up struggling and knowing what its like to go to sleep without food? I know someone that is pro-life and has 7 fucking kids and lives in a goddamn trailer infested with roaches, no food in the cupboards or fridge, the kids are wearing clothes too small for them, the children have no toys, the parents can’t even afford the necessities and I’m supposed to believe that their life is better living in those conditions than not living at all? Oh yeah, and at least one of the boys has been molested but hey, that’s what you get when you can’t afford proper babysitting and allow whoever you can afford in the trailer park to watch your kids. *shrugs* Ayyy pro-life!

“I’m pro-life.”

No, you’re not. You’re not pro-life until you prioritize the lives and needs of children who are living and breathing right now before a couple cells floating around inside of a uterus – a uterus which by the way isn’t even yours. You’re not pro-life, you’re just an asshole.

Fuck off.

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You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

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Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with

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Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

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Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

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I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

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Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

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Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

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Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

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What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

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Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

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Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

torreyashanti

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

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I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

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Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

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slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit

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Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

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Reblogging as a public service announcement. Lots of good advice there, especially the summary from @sosaysdeb.

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I support a girls anger. I support girls who yell. I support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. I support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. I support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. I support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. To those girls: You’re all fucking incredible.