My Crazy Mind

Like when all the random, insane things swirling around your brain decide to come out all at once en masse

[karthaeuser65]

Alan Rickman 2013

Alan Rickman on Jimmy Fallon, 10/9/2013, Alan Rickman & Jane Fonda as Ronald & Nancy Reagan in “The Butler”, “The Butler”: Alan Rickman on Set Interview, Wimbledon 2013, Alan Rickman as Karl Hoffmeister in “A Promise”, Alan Rickman on performing his character at “A Promise” Press Conference on September 04, 2013 in Venice, Italy, Alan Rickman at Celebrity Sightings - Venice Film Festival Day 08 on September 04, 2013 in Venice, Italy, Alan Rickman as Hilly Kristal in “CBGB”, Alan Rickman at the NYC premiere of “CBGB”, October 8, 2013, Alan Rickman as Tooth fairy “Dust”       

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

I fucking love Irish slang like it’s the most creative craft ever.

Today I heard a coffin being referred to as a “wooden onesie” in the sentence “Ah jayysus, me nanny looks better than ye and she’s in a bleedin wooden onesie” and it was honestly life changing

[karthaeuser65]

Alan Rickman & Saskia Reeves  as Sinclair and Natalie Bryant in “Close my Eyes” (1991)  

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mindgeekify)

[paprika]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[zdravomilla-deactivated20220114]

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

[lizaleigh]

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

[mollisaurus]

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

[vulcanology-geology]

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

[thepioden]

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

[nassadii]

Try this one instead. 

[naughtylittledragon]

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

[rosenagldky-deactivated20201223]

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

[reclusiveandelusive]

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on  being you.

[aimee-b-loved]

I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.

[adulthoodisokay]

I’m looking into it.

[adulthoodisokay]

UPDATE:

[buzzfeed]

Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”

The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”

[laughterbynight]

When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far. 

[masayume85]

I think this is hands down my favorite “this is what Tumblr is” post to date.

[xekstrin]

look mom I’m famous

[propertyofseverustsnape]

The most joyous post ever

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[doodleforfood]

Lost and Found

[babyanimalgifs]

VICIOUS PITBULL ATTACK

[babyanimalgifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cryssiedenise_)

[miss-marauder1975-deactivated20]

Alan Rickman

Reblog if you agree

[monifransis]

Still miss this wonderful man.

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[professorlupins]

Snape Appreciation Month Day 20: A scene you wanted to be in the films. (Occlumency + book quotes/select edits) I always hated how inaccurately portrayed the Occlumency lessons were in the films. “You managed to stop me eventually, though you wasted time and energy shouting. You must remain focused. Repel me with your brain and you will not need to resort to your wand.”

[babyanimalgifs]

if ur feeling sad, look at this capybara; he’s just happy to be friends with everyone

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re walking your dog but you love puddles…

[babyanimalgifs]

These two are so cute