All The Fucks I Give

"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and get AWESOME instead. True story." -Barney Stinson

[whatshouldwecallme]

Leonardo DiCaprio when Matthew Mcconaughey's name was called

[heavnly-deactivated20120108]

[thesummeroflike]

one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements

[mastertoph]

If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.

[chnsevans]

the moment you watch the gag reel is the moment you sell your soul to the cast and show

[heathicorn]

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

[laughingmidget]

commercial: "have you or someone you love-"

me: slow down thats the same person

[toots-toots]

Getting on your period right before a big event

[iwannabeahistorymaker]

and you’re like  

So accurate it hurts

[pvrtyomo]

I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..

[llttledeath-deactivated20250204]

Imagine a concert venue with trampolines for floors omg

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[totally-relatable]

[dolmathes]

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[krispycrustacean]

so this happened

[thedailywhat]

GIF of the Day: Bipartisan Exploding Fist Bump!

In what could quite possibly be the most high-profile, bi-partisan exploding fist bump to be documented in U.S. history, President Obama indulges in a brief “what up” moment with Illinois’ junior senator Mark Kirk (R) before his State of the Union speech last night.

[a-bstracto]

[laughingmidget]

so perfect *-*

[lesbianpreventionguard]

[sweet-soft-baby]

I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.

[laughingmidget]

me: okay its time to be productive today

me: let me just go on tumblr first

me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed

[ahoyjulia]

[exoticpootang-deactivated201305]

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

[almightykushlord-deactivated201]