intergalactic booty opportunist

I like what I do, I do what I like. You can call me Heath. I post A LOT, and probably to the great annoyance of anyone who follows me. So if you don't enjoy being inundated with my many fandoms, I suggest you don't follow me. Live long and prosper. creepers creepin'

[brobydick]

[bjkaling]

I would say probably marry Stephen Colbert, he’s such a good Catholic man. I guess I would kill Fassbender. And I would have sex with B.J. Yes, I’ve done that.

Tina Fey asks Mindy Kaling “Fuck, Kill, Marry: Stephen Colbert, Michael Fassbender and B.J. Novak” (via bjkaling)

[mindyanddannyfineanddandy]

[lifeinpoetry]

She pins you to hotel doors— not a goddess anymore, but she still looks like religion in high heels. She kisses you godless. Whispers,We dress like princesses to go out and kill kings.

Ashe Vernon, from “Old World Gods,” Wrong Side of a Fistfight (via lifeinpoetry)

[cute-overload]

[heathicorn]

Actual Star Signs as Harry Potter Characters

Aries: James Potter, Fred and George Weasley

Taurus: Victoire Weasley, Pomona Sprout

Gemini: Draco Malfoy

Cancer: Dobby

Leo: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley

Virgo: Hermione Granger

Libra: Minerva McGonagall

Scorpio: Molly Weasley

Sagittarius: Rubeus Hagrid, Bill and Charlie Weasley

Capricorn: Voldemort, Severus Snape

Aquarius: Luna Lovegood, Lily Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Arthur Weasley

Pisces: Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Sybill Trelawney

[oseoro]

V8rooom

Sketchs - http://oseoro.tumblr.com/post/128321274882/mad-max-furiosa-nux-joe

[arcaneimages]

[alohxmoras-deactivated20151109]

Get to know me meme - female characters - Luna Lovegood  - “I’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. They’ve always pulled the carriages. Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am

[jamexmcavoy-deactivated20150919]

Breaking news: actor Tom Hardy was adopted by another dog.

[itsgringotts-blog]

#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

[buckyinabeetle]

[hawkeyeconic-deactivated2014122]

#bucky barnes when he woke up in a hydra facility

[mlder]

women of star wars appreciation week: day 3. → somebody has to save our skins! [leia organa]

[mirandakat]

young minerva

[heathicorn]

the signs as fairy tale aesthetics

aries: stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms

taurus: wild woods, hidden curses and fur gowns

gemini: gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials

cancer: glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones

leo: sleeping dragons, secret keys and gold crowns

virgo: pressed flowers, wild hair and fairy wings

libra: ermine trim, magic mirrors and a throne

scorpio: eternal love, haunted forests and crushed velvet

sagittarius: red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog

capricorn: swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls

aquarius: leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins and mason jars

pisces: mermaid tails, crescent moons and a raging sea

[nicollekidman]

in which billy eichner is #me

[paulwelsey]