laughlovemusic

the name's erica, age twenty-three. she/her. occasional artist, lover of most movies and music. part-time singer, bookworm, and geek with a funny side. Klaine are my babies. "Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and the shadows will fall behind you." -Walt Whitman HUFFLEPUFF DALTON ACADEMY *not my gif

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Atelier Rue Verte

[kaijudick]

what is it about listening to the mountain goats that makes me want to throw a brick through a temple window and then get on a greyhound to maine, stare out the window forlornly the whole way, and walk directly into the sea when i get there

[kaijudick]

not to drown or anything, just to stand there up to my neck in freezing salt water thinking about my fraught gay childhood and looking at all the cool shorebirds. maybe some screaming.

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[laughlovemusic]

Rubber Lover

Hi, my name is Erica and I prefer buying dildos over buying dinner with someone. I’d much rather spend my 40 bucks on a rubbery companion who won’t take your virginity and then move to Georgia without officially breaking up with you. Johnny Rocket won’t break my heart, Slim Jim knows how to hit all my spots without getting through the untouched appetizers and pretending you’re not hungry cause it’s not ladylike to have human needs. No, if my vibrator was a human, a real, touchable, dateable human, i would order the spaghetti and unbutton my fly and wipe off my foundation and have month unshaven legs and they would look at me in all my me-ness and think damn, that’s one hell of a woman. My vibrator is trustworthy and never lets me go without taking care of me. They would do the dishes and finger me at the sexy parts of the Notebook and would pull a blanket over me and carry me to bed. My vibrator? Makes me feel strong, sexy, loved. Do they come with hands? That’s what I’m missing in my toy collection. The gentle touch on my lower back as you pass by. The face caress, the hand holding, the hair brushed behind my ear. The hitachi wand doesn’t have that feature yet. But you see, a 100% silicone pecker is FDA approved to be safe for my body, and going on a date means seeing a movie with the person who, as a woman, is statistically is most likely to murder me. I want your hands around my neck to be moments of orgasmic pleasure and not of sheer terror. So I’ll keep on building my arsenal of rubber lovers over real ones, because a dead battery is a hell of a lot better than a dead body.

[girlearth]

my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say

[who-is-page]

too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

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[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!

[pyreo]

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

[maximum-overboner]

you die in real life.

[andisupreme]

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

[laughlovemusic]

F 24

I feel like I’m being crushed instead of learning how to fly

Spread your legs, not your wings

Who told you you have a right to the sky? Only the greatest birds can get up there

Where’d you wanna go, little sparrow? Don’t even know?

Can’t fly two feet without falling. Can’t leave the ground without fucking up

You don’t deserve to share the air

Stay grounded. Stay down.

They tell me.

I flash a screen looking for love and they respond “nice”

Ask my closest to describe me and they respond “nice”

Nice

nice little thing like you shouldn’t try to fly with the big guys.

Nice thing like you should show me a good time

Nice never got me shit except that nobody’s mad at me. Too nice to make people feel anything.

Nice bird like me, I don’t fly. I burrow.

Tunnels on tunnels beneath.

Make a little nest for myself, weight of the earth pushing down on me as I try to breath in dirt pretending it was air.

I can’t fly. Never learned how to not be afraid of my wings. But birds weren’t meant to burrow.

[ezrasenigmaticethanol]

a rough translation of the poem i wrote for french (literally the worst thing ever written)  

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[wonders-of-thedas]

this a reminder that you’re supposed to be here. this might be the only time you’ve heard it, or maybe the first time you’ve heard it today or maybe you know this but you’ve fooled yourself into thinking you don’t deserve it. you might read this and still have a long day ahead of you or you might read this after long hours of being in your own head, that feeling like you’re backed into a corner, like you’re going nowhere in life and feeling pressured because you don’t even know where you want to go. you deserve to be here just as much as anyone else. to feel, to admire, to love, to learn, to grow into who you want to be. enjoy the experiences, the people, the hurt, the love, the confusion, the ability to create, the impossibility of it all. i know some days feel tougher than others, some days feel impossible, but no day was tough enough to stop you from being here to be able to read this message. remember that. 

[cruvcio]

The Houses As Literary Quotes  (click to enlarge ⚡  info)

[allmymetaphors]

My whole problem with the “I do makeup for ME! I’m EMPOWERED when I put on makeup!” discourse is that it completely erases the fact that women aren’t actually given the ability to MAKE that choice. It’s impossible to say that you’re doing it for self empowerment, or that “if it wasn’t so much fun I wouldn’t do it” because that’s just not true. Women who enjoy doing their makeup and women who don’t enjoy doing it both have equal pressure to wear makeup. Whether you enjoy the process or not, you will be taken less seriously as a woman, valued less, respected less, considered ‘unprofessional’ at work, etc. if you choose not to wear makeup. Men aren’t faced with the decision to get an extra hour of sleep or to be taken seriously. By writing it off as a cool empowering fun thing women do as an exciting entertaining hobby we’re just…. erasing the entire institution of makeup and of beauty standards that seriously harm women. If you enjoy doing makeup that’s great, that’s fine, and you should keep it up! But wearing makeup in the first place wasn’t ever your choice. We don’t GET a choice. I hate people saying “oh you don’t have to wear it! If you don’t like makeup don’t put it on!” As if I’m expected to just be cool with the way the world will treat me if I don’t conform to modern beauty standards! If you’re worrying about your eyebrows or lip plumpness or skin tone evenness that’s not you making a free willed cool decision to feel insecure and concerned about facial features that men never have to think twice about. That’s you thinking in a way you’ve been trained to think! And people wanna pretend that putting on makeup is Empowering… what the hell is empowering about making a choice that’s been forced on us since we were old enough to be seen as sexual objects lmfao… that’s bullshit that doesn’t empower me and having to give up valuable time and money and energy that men are never asked to give up makes me feel like shit!! It makes me miserable! It makes me dread every single morning because I know I’m gonna be putting forward all this bullshit labor just to exist and be taken seriously in my stupid body

[justbadpuns]

They look so snuggly in their little blanket purrito

[laughlovemusic]

watching mid-series PLL be like:

caleb: “you don’t know what i’ve fjucking BEEN THROUGH in ravenswwod man” *flips table in angst*

me: *eyes roll so far back in my head*

[weavemama]

THIS IS SOME VERY USEFUL ADVICE

[the-real-eye-to-see]

I give up in despair