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girlrust

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

babyxdelilah

𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦

𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘹𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘩

𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 — 𖥧 𖥧 𖥧 𖥧 𖤣 𖥧 𖥧 𖥧 𖥧

pansyfemme

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

curioscurio

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

maureen2musings

Lake District, Cumbria

chrishayward.uk

horsesarecreatures

swoony-spoonie

When the brain fog kicks in..

lets-steal-an-archive

argumate

the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.

argumate

- you are Keira Knightley, the high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor

- every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmith’s apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but it’s for a good cause

- you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo when it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because you’re the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies

- you are Keira Knightley

empanadazul

- all three of your potential love interests end up on the same ship at one point they have a lot of tension between them but they don’t fight because you told them not to

- a random pirate you knew for half an hour names you his heir and now you command one of the biggest and most important fleets in the sea

- not only that but you became the Queen of all pirates who now obey you and are at your command. You use your powers to destroy the fleet of the East India Company

- there’s a kraken

wordfather

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

legendfinder

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss

ellienamored

(giving up) you're beautiful btw. im going

mih-nuh

(meticulously crafted and rather proud of it) you're beautiful btw. im on purpose

legendfinder

(your clone) you're beautiful btw. im you

mih-nuh

(the batter) you're beautiful btw. im off

mih-nuh

@rigormarcy let's fuse or whatever

rigormarcy

(fusing with you) you’re. im

mih-nuh

(fusing with you) im you

rigormarcy

(fused) im

unyieldingsilence

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wordfather

(the concerned op) what happened to my post

john-boneman-lich-lord

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

unlimited-nobu-works

the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

pride-knightess

Thank you for the clarification

macabre-muses

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

what-even-is-thiss

There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited

what-even-is-thiss

Someone: I think the Vikings are really cool. I like Viking metal and stuff like that.

Me: *threateningly holds up plastic fork* Answer me quickly. Do you have normal opinions about immigrants?