I'm a little figment of imagination

Mimi/Kitty | Mid 20s | Cat ΘΔ | She/He | 18+, plz have age in bio

[gravegospel]

Visit Original Link

[targetedknowledge]

[squid--pro--quo]

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[im-mender]

[implourium]

can we stop making everything amazing and digital?

what happened to good ol' fashioned mediocre analogue

[im-mender]

Kramer gets addicted to incorporeal akashic yogurt

[undying-princess]

if columbo were to have released today there would be ledges and handholds marked in yellow to indicate that he can climb them

[toskarin]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[vedurnan-archive]

the corpse of a flea became lodged in the frame of a porthole on the evening of June 3rd, 1802, preventing an airtight seal. 30 sailors were killed by ingestion of night air in their sleep

[mellotronmk2]

[defectivealtruist]

[tonyzaret]

Ok so are we FINALLY ready to talk about how fandom misandrists are fetishizing MLW relationships? Or am I once again going to have my voice silenced like when I tried to have this conversation with my idiot grandson

[infezmite]

Gato pilado

[juney-blues]

[deaddove]

new yorkers when they see a tree or something idk

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less