fries before guys

🍟 | Laurel | 22 | New Zealand | 🍟

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Polar stratospheric clouds in Kongsberg, Norway by Stein Arne Jensen

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Childhood is the bliss of not knowing you’re poor as shit when you eat several grilled cheese sandwiches a week. Adulthood is the complacent misery of knowing you eat several grilled cheese sandwiches a week because you’re poor as shit.

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so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

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[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

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[owlinadayswork]

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Pineapples.

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