[laurelhell]

nearly 15 years into my shipper career and for the first time i’m daring to start writing fanfic, wish me…. an ounce of luck

[maxknightley]

has anyone noticed that working for a living sucks ass

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[dryshawarma]

Do you hate children yes or no

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Yes

[wizard-loving-wizard]

jujubee is too funny

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[ahotknife]

park that car… drop that phone… sleep on the floor… dream about me…

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[frankierotwinkdeath]

[youreonyourownkid]

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

[youreonyourownkid]

amazing work thank you

[depsidase]

[korppuhiiri]

carly rae jepsen - comeback

i don’t know what i’m feelin’, but i believe i was thinkin’ ‘bout makin’ a comeback back to me

and i won’t say you’re the reason i was on my knees but i’m thinkin’ 'bout makin’ a comeback back to me

[laurelhell]

[amphetamine-angel]

[amphetamine-angel]

[laurelhell]

god i miss this place

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[typewriter-worries]

here's hoping people never stop asking

[laulo821]

fun fact! when you say jokes or laugh with someone, your heartbeats synchronise! and it happens even if you're not physically close to one another!!

source: Lackner, H.K. et al. (2019) 'Impact of humor-related communication elements in natural dyadic interactions on interpersonal physiological synchrony’, Psychophysiology, 56(4), p. e13320–n/a. doi:10.1111/psyp.13320

[kosmogrl]

[hellr4zer]

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am