[greelin]

do you know how many times i’ve been sent this

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[mevil]

[dragongirlsnout]

10 000 dollars a day to every autistic child who grew up into an adult with a weird relationship to eating because parents can in no way be trusted to respect children's issues with food

[huegor]

2009: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2010: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2011: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2012: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2013: ah, fuck it.

[vapingbaby]

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[swordsman-jing-ke]

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[jwanimations-deactivated2025013]

despite never watching this anime, i just feel inclined to

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[c-53]

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[lifebeingpolywannabe]

this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet

[woman-respecter]

🇷🇸?

[lazareneblessing]

@nosfagratu