we're not kids anymore.
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Andulka
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Game of Thrones Daily
noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
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d e v o n
Fai_Ryy
oozey mess
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@varnishke
Iâm well into my thirties and have been in fandom for a redacted number of years
I mostly just reblog stuff and snark/concur/despair/celebrate in the tags
Jew in Canada (Anishinaabe land)
My cat is my landlord
âvarnishkeâ = bowtie noodle. The taste of childhood (as in âkashe varnishkesâ)
gay scott hunter in the brooklyn art gallery: theyâre going to kill me for talking to another man
shane hollander in his fortress of isolation: nobody will shoot me with a gun for being gay in my canadian mansion, because they canât, because i am off the grid
ilya rozanov [thick russian accent]: i am going to live forever and never die and if i die who gives a fuck theyre pussies for killing me honestly
kip: grady
Your friendâs unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
i also want to read this guyâs dead wife
âCommission open? Dm meâ - commission scam
âI have something important to tell you but canât message u pls message me â - accidentally reported you scam
âI love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discordâ - commissioner scam
âI saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artistâ - commissioner scammer who DMâd you when you didnât ask
âDid you send me this link for free tumblr premium?â - accidentally reported you scam
â your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)â - verification scam
Someone on Reddit reported there's apparently a more insidious commissions scam going around where they don't just open up with offering commissions, they spend a lot of time talking to you about your fic before hitting you with the commission part. (I assume they're using AI to have that conversation with you.) So, be cautious out there.
every emotional fandom post is written like this
oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can
oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones
oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon
everyone: can that terrible old fuck senator just die already
Graham had just returned from Kyiv, Ukraine, where he met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
everyone: I guess we should have been more specific
everyone: well, anyway
not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!
i'm curious to know what all of you were into before hollanov infected your brain 7 months ago
if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think
Price doubles if you want me to pretend Iâm swayed by your opinion.
Another $4,500 if you want my pretending to be swayed to be convincing instead of half-assed
Also this is a monthly payment
Jeeves & Wooster academia AU where Jeeves is forever getting Bertie out of being on committees that he accidentally agreed to
"I can't do this, Jeeves. I would not survive. If I have to go to Madeline's Mindfulness Seminar every week, you will see my position advertised on the listservs by the end of the semester. What is mindfulness, anyway? Does she not use her mind otherwise?"
"I have often thought that Professor Bassett's approach to scholarship differs from your own in important ways, sir. I fear your collaboration would be unproductive."
"But I can't back out now. You know how keen the Chair is on what's-its-name."
"Interdisciplinarity, sir?"
"That's the ticket. Seems to think our mission in life is giving poets Erdos numbers."
"Nevertheless, sir, it occurs to me that if your course section were rescheduled to fill the slot currently occupied by Professor Little, you would be unable to participate through no fault of your own."
"But why would they be switched? Not that the old bean isn't one to help out a pal in distress, but he was desperate to wangle that slot."
"Circumstances have altered, sir. It transpires that Dr. Banks, whose day is almost entirely occupied with first-year writing seminars, takes her lunch break at just that time."
I felt as if the sword of whoever it was, the fellow who had the sword hanging over him, had been taken away. "Write the email, Jeeves. No, emails: one to Bingo to switch the sections, one to Madeline telling her how awfully sorry I am I can't go to her seminar."
"I have already done so, sir." Jeeves opened the windows and showed me.
The emails were masterly. "All done out of your own head, too, I suppose!" I commented.
"Yes, sir. I have never felt the need for artificial aid in composition."
"You're a marvel, Jeeves. The dining hall must be pretty nearly out of fish."
are non brits aware of count binface.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received ÂŁ5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
follow me for more half baked and controversial thoughts on language policy in canada
im going to québec on sundayyyy
super excited to speak french with people who will be mean to me about it! otoh my french is a lot better than the last time i was in qc so maybe it will be ok
i have been inspired by the chris jericho question.. is travis konecny hot???
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A series of Instagram ads run by Signal got the messaging app booted from the formerâs ad platform, according to a blog post Signal published on Tuesday. The ads were meant to show users the bevy of data that Instagram and its parent company Facebook collects on users.
Thatâs actually a brilliant idea, even from a strict effectiveness standpoint.
Pity they got shut down.
Some examples:
Just goes to show how much data facebook/insta collect about you that gets sent to advertisers. Also facebook responded by effectively saying âyes we collect the data but we dont allow advertisers to say that theyâre using this dataâ after trying to accuse Signal of pulling a âPR stuntâ. Facebook is so scummy.
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yue for sure is looking out for us
drawing process (well part of it) under the cut because i needed three runs to get used to it in my last ask ;;;
I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go âoh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!â and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say âitâs a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced caseâ and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it canât infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying âwell done, youâve been so brave, Iâm so glad youâre ok. I love you.â
Sister post to The Vitamin
