𝐝 𝐚 𝐩 𝐡 𝐧 𝐞 .

𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 , 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖘  𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢 - 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐃𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐍𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 & 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐄𝐄

[laurelserpent]

just a lil’ bit of housekeeping ; 

my url has changed from grecngrass to laurelserpent as it was brought to my attention that it was rather similar to other url’s and I would hate to make other mun’s feel uncomfortable , or look as if I were trying to rip off someone else’s hard work ! I adore Daphne and I want everything about my portrayal of her to be and look genuine because I am very proud of all I’ve put into her & would hate to tarnish that by looking like a thief . 

The FC is also changing . I have also been told about Ester Exposito using slurs which I absolutely will not tolerate . I am very sorry , I should have done my research when I found her ; I was just so excited to find a FC I felt fit Daphne so much . But I should have checked and so I do apologise , especially if anyone was hurt by the fact I was using her . My blog is and always will be a safe space for POC , LGBT+ , etc . And I am very sorry that for a short while I used a FC that would imply it was not . 

The current contender for Daphne’s FC is Madelyn Cline but I’m making sure to check more thoroughly on her background & past behaviour before making a definitive decision . 

I am again so sorry for any upset caused , I can assure you it wasn’t intended . 

[laurelserpent]

la la la la la 

quite frankly , fuck the anon that so delightfully told me that I was wrong for portraying Daphne as a brunette . I feel uber stupid for listening to youuu . I have always seen Daphne in my mind as brunette & I hate that I let some imposed cannon from early fanfictions affect my portrayal of her . Daphne will be returning to brunette and her FC candidates are Simay Barlas or Bahar Sahin . I was debating Diana Silvers but then I learnt she supports W*ody All*n and fuck that . 

Sorry for my inactivity , I’ve been feeling super anxious on this blog of late but I’m trying to fix that . Hoping to get my Daphne muse back soon but in the mean time I’ll be over on @thedevilwearspierce being gay and chaotic .

[lestrngeheir-a-deactivated20210]

​​​​​"   𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐯𝐮𝐬         𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐦         𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐯𝐢         𝐧𝐨𝐧         𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭   “     

𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞  ;   Heir   of   Lestrange   ,   daughter   of   Bellatrix   &   Rodolphus   

”   a   raven   will   not   pick   out   an   eye   of   another   raven   “

[thefemmefatales]

❝    i am a SIREN , and for my adoration of mankind , have been caught in fishing nets one time too many . & in those fishing nets i have learned TOO MANY unfavourable things about human intentions and the LACK of trust and goodwill ; i’m not going to allow myself to be caught , anymore . sirens do well at singing the sirens’ song and dragging VILE people to their d e a t h s , and for good reason ! ❞ 

→ independent , original character ; ILEANA BLACK , of the descendants universe . multi - ship , multi - verse , au & oc welcoming . penned by bee . est : THEFEMMEFATALES

[thefemmefatales]

❝   if  it is  DANGER  you  seek  ,  come  on  over  .  i  covet  tranquility  but  beget  the  tempest  STORM  .    ❞

        →  independent , semi - sel , all female multi - muse . fandomless & multi - fandom . oc ‘s & au ‘s very welcome . 

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[laurelserpent]

mun things / share your self-care

favorite comfort food:  mac & cheese 

favorite relaxing activity: ASMR on whilst playing Animal Crossing ooh or a bubble bath

favorite book: great expectations by charles dickens 

favorite calming scent: lavender ( basic I know )

favorite uplifting song: loving is easy by rex orange county , that song makes me feel sooo good whenever I listen to it 

favorite white noise: heavy rain

favorite chill-out TV show: schitts creek 

tagged by: @iraescible ty lovely <3

tagging: @insuffercble , @srpntblccmed , @impetui , @malumalus , @sparenone &&& you !

[laurelserpent]

@cursebreak​     inquired     :     ❝ you look terrible. i look awesome. ❞

❝ CHARMING , william . ❞ utterances collide clumsily with swollen lip , sarcastic inflection all but lost in their battle to be heard . terrible. the word seemed far too generous . usually emerald irises are now dull and sunken . gaunt . they cast dark shadows to sit heavy below them , a stark contrast to the ghostly pale canvas of her complexion .  exhausted .  ❝  i was slightly more preoccupied with defending the younglings than fretting over my appearance . ❞ a frightful sight ; pain and torment etched onto each fair feature . and yet , despite it all - a smile . it pulls insistently at split lips , it cannot be helped . for behind the wounds and chaos lies something so much sweeter ; VICTORY .

❝ i can’t believe it’s finally over . ❞

[dindjarinsbian]

u know what? i am a kind and gentle person even after everything i've been through and i think that's very sexy of me

[thefemmefatales]

*completely* out of context glee season 1 prompts for all your crack thread needs

❝ did someone finally punch you? ❞

❝ i thought i smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair. ❞

❝ i will go to the animal shelter and buy you a kitty cat. i will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. and then on some cold dark night i will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face. ❞

❝ oh bambi. i cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. ❞

❝ you see anyone else in here with a plate of ‘i’m sorry’ cookies? i don’t. just you. ❞

❝ sup’ milf? ❞

❝ all i’m thinking about is shoving a sock into your mouth. ❞ 

❝ actually my dad shoots me with a shotgun. ❞

❝ and i’m really hungry, so stop trying to get me to eat you! ❞

❝ i can’t tell you how much you turn me on right now. ❞

❝ you make one sexy grease monkey. ❞

❝ i swear, i will shove my fist so far down your throat you’ll taste my armpit hairs. ❞

❝ this meeting doesn’t end until i see your bodies touching. ❞

❝ i bet you thought bert and ernie were just roommates. ❞

❝ she had to dress.. like a hoe. ❞

❝ you’re wrong, i’m right. i’m smart, you’re dumb. ❞

❝ uh - i want a chance to get funky too! ❞

❝ i’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary. ❞

❝ i live in a closet. there’s cowboy wallpaper on the walls. ❞

❝ ever since you separated from your wife, you’ve spent a lot of late nights watching reruns of law and order, haven’t you? ❞

❝ well, you’re irritating most of the time but don’t take that personally. ❞

❝ you need something to distract from your horrible personality. ❞

❝ look at me, even in the heat of battle - i’m so elegant. ❞

❝ your resentment is delicious. ❞

❝ boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards. ❞ 

❝ my body is like a rum chocolate souffle. if i don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise. ❞

❝ that’s the smell of failure. and it’s stinking up my office. ❞

❝ what’s wrong with me? what’s wrong with me is that your freakishly tall! i feel like a woodland creature. ❞

❝ i’m living in a cocoon of horror. yesterday i ate 9 cans of aerosol whipped cream. ❞

❝ oh, you know what wednesday is right? hump day. ❞

❝ don’t touch me. THAT IS A LAWSUIT BUDDY, I WILL SUE. YOUR. ASS. ❞

❝ i just had sex dream about you! ❞

❝ and then he died! ha. ❞

❝ what if i were to just innocently murder you? ❞

❝ you look terrible. i look awesome. ❞

❝ i will destroy you. ❞

❝ you have so much margarine in your hair. ❞

❝ no she’s dead. this is her son. ❞

❝ what is your problem?! it’s just a moist towelette! ❞

❝ i’m about to vomit down your back. ❞

❝ were you just singing to a sonogram? ❞ 

❝ oh hey buddy, i thought i smelled failure. ❞

❝ i don’t trust a man with curly hair. i can’t help picturing small birds laying sulphurous eggs in there and i find it disgusting. ❞

❝ we’re as menacing as muppet babies. ❞

❝ one day, you will all work for me. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. did i miss the election for queen? because i didn’t vote for you. ❞

❝ i’ll pee in a cup! i’ll pee. ❞

❝ someone get me to a day spa, stat! ❞

❝ i want him to be eaten by a lion. ❞

❝ well, call the vatican! we’ve got ourselves another immaculate conception! ❞

❝ cock fight. fantastic! ❞

❝ my life is a disaster with no creative outlet other than writing my desperate housewives fanfiction. ❞ 

❝ [blank] and i were just uh, having sexual relations. ❞

❝ a lot of ants on the sidewalk today. ❞ 

❝ did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞

[laurelserpent]

Daphne loves the stars as much as she does , because they’re accessible to everyone . Muggles , wizards , the rich , the poor , etc . Everyone lives under the same sky and is able to be enthralled in it’s beauty , and she finds great comfort in that fact . 

[laurelserpent]

@corvusrequiem     inquired     :    ❝ I will roll you up in a blanket if you refuse to go to bed. ❞ 

DAPHNE’S EYELIDS HAD GROWN HEAVY . Repetitively flitting open and closed , as she fought back against her slumber . Pale cheek pressed easily against the comfort of his woollen jumper . It was undoubtedly knitted by his mother - materialistically worth nothing compared to the fine garments that hung in her own wardrobe  - but to her , it was the most valuable piece of clothing she had ever come across . It radiated love , which was something no amount of her family’s money could buy . It was an emotion she had been deprived of for so long , that she wasn’t sure she even fully comprehended it . But something about the knitted fabric that clung to his upper frame , made her understand it just that tiny bit more . 

She nuzzled closer into him , breathing in the familiar scent of smoke that lingered on him - no doubt a by product of some kind of explosion he had caused a mere few hours earlier . ❝ Five more minutes . ❞ She murmured , her tone practically inaudible as she sank deeper into her tiredness . ❝ I never get to see the stars in that poxy underground common room . ❞ Her eyes were all but closed now , her breath slow and heavy . She knew she was a goner , but she hoped he wouldn’t stir just yet . She wanted to remain there ; under the stars , resting against him and breathing him in for a few moments longer . Utterly content . 

[outrojk-deactivated20210324]

you ever scroll through your own blog and think “damn y’all follow this?” 

[pughface]

                 you    &    atlas    are    one    &    the    same    ,    my    dear.    𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖉    to    hold    a    weight    you    can’t    bare    ,    &    𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆.    not    because    you    can    ,    but    because    you    have    to.

[bringthelionout-deactivated2022]

there’s no need to call me sir professor. ⚡⚡  independent, canon divergent, headcanon based harry james potter. ANTI-JKR. written and loved by sammy. 

[corvusrequiem]

then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.  ✨✨  independent. multi fandom. multi muse featuring muses from dc, disney, final fantasy, marvel, the wizarding world, and more ! penned and adored by sammy. promo template credit.

[iraescible-archived]

“We fall, We break, We fail. But then, WE RISE, WE HEAL, WE OVERCOME.”  -Unknown.

IND. PRIV. SEL. MULTIMUSE 

LOVED BY MAAJI

FEATURING: characters from GREY’S ANATOMY, THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE, HARRPY PTTER, and more!! 

PROMO CREDIT.

[machiiavelliian]

BLAISE IS DARK SKINNED

BLAISE IS DARK SKINNED. 

that is LITERALLY one of the few details we know about him. he is dark skinned. HE IS DARK SKINNED. H E   I S   D A R K   S K I N N E D. yes, there is a fucking difference. yes, it makes a fucking difference. people constantly making him the lightest black guy possible PROVES there is a fucking difference. it’s important, and don’t you fucking forget it