i keep it real + i'm hilarious

trash blog about my eclectic mix of niche interests.

[yenvengerberg]

"This place will follow us for the rest of our fucking lives."

[alysmond]

YELLOWJACKETS (2021–)

[nataliesmisty]

they're both about to learn that two things can be true

[anyataylorjoys]

LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021) dir. Edgar Wright

[horrorwomensource]

OLIVIA DEJONGE as ASHLEY BETTER WATCH OUT (2016) dir. by Chris Peckover

[footnoteinhistory]

[pmd-stardust]

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

[amygdalae]

nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

[only-tiktoks]

[giantpetrel]

[shiroscosmicass]

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

[fagsromana]

first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

[afternoonflowers]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

[xcathenny]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[awwww-cute]

[grox]

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

[slimygh0ul-deactivated20220208]

[greelin]

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

[scizor-supports-sjws]

[catchymemes]