Dont Wait Until You're Dead

(NSFW) Hi there!! Im a south-east texas bi dude (not trans, send those well-wishes to the gals who actually need them) that likes to dress up and post lewd pictures for the admiration of strangers on the internet. Ive got a bit of a sissy kink, and I love dirty talk and being told what to do by the RIGHT men/women/attack helicopters. Have something awesome to tell me? An idea for photos? Want to tell me I look HAWT AF? Just pop a message to me here or on my kik: Ilikeskirtsnstuff. All of MY pictures are tagged #laurenlove. If it's a reblog it's not yours truly (unless otherwise stated) All right? All right.

[laurenlove56]

Welp, that sucks

Yall already know about the tumblr bans. What site or platform will you be moving to???

I think it might be kinda fun to start over

[laurenlove56]

Ooohhh annnddd...

Mr.Thompson wanted me to answer #6, and i will happily redirect you all to the post below :)

[laurenlove56]

Quick P.S.A

Mr. Thompson and i have decided to play again next weekend, and we would like to reach out and ask if any gurls out there would maybe want to turn it into a menage a trois. So if you live around south east texas and are interested, message me :)

[laurenlove56]

61 & 62 answer better be nothing! 🤗

I fucked up your ealier one sorry!89. No olives is what i want90. Sex before marriage should be mandatory92. Yep to the right person in the far future.Annnnnndd61. Nude most of the time62. Npt a regular bathrobe but i like this reallllyyyy pretty black vs robe i have

[laurenlove56]

24,28,44

24. Enough money to pay my parking tickets haha

28. Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a guy wearing sweats on a unicycle? Attire.

44. I would if i had a privacy fence :(

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Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[laurenlove56]

I like this one, ask away!

[laurenlove56]

Which time of the day are you the most horny?

Night times, and right after i wake up ☺

[laurenlove56]

Wow you're really pretty and I enjoy your blog. Thank you. Do you cd in public events too, or just from the comfort of home?

Nahhhh. If i had people to go with i totally would, but not by myself

[laurenlove56]

Your saying... I am teh cutest, bow down before me and bring me fancy things to show your fealty, otherwise i will devour your soul with a smile...

I am not an anime. NOPE

[laurenlove56]

My guess is. "Please put your dick in"

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope

[laurenlove56]

Is it please wash your dick?

Thats just a given. No one should have to say that. NOPE

[laurenlove56]

Ok, my guess is... "please put your shoes on."

oooooooooooooooo........so close but no cigarillo :)

[laurenlove56]

I think you're really cute. Just wondering since you just crossdress and not transitioning, do you 'top' men 'as a girl'?

If Im with a man, I wanna be the girl.......but if I’m with a cute boy, wellll.........lets just say Im totally capable of brutally pounding ass like theres only one left in the world, If you catch my drift.

[laurenlove56]

Hey is your Kik still active beautiful

Yepppp. Ill be honest though, i dont check it often. I also get alllllloooooottttt of messages, so if my interest isnt piqued quickly i wont reply, you gotta give me something to go on. (i.e. come up with a better opening line than "hey" or "dammm bitch")

[laurenlove56]

Me: 4chan is a digusting place with the absolute worst people

Horny Me: hmmmmmmm...........

[laurenlove56]

Lots of followers!

I'm only 120 more away from TEN THOUSAND (THATS PRETTY AWESOME, RIGHT?!?!) Well, if anyone has ideas for 10k let me know! Ill try to accommodate as best i can 😙😙

[laurenlove56]

3 wishes from a genie you would wish fir?

A few hundred bitcoin, lana del ray, and a vodka tonic.