[unholyverse]

on my planet, the barbarian warmongers blorbo and scrunglo were banished to the great pits of eeby deeby by the great warrior glup shitto. and that is why, my friends, we tameranians honor the day by partaking in the ritual of the “horse plinko”.

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[bunjywunjy]

Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?

that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.

[squeakitties]

dont be FUCKING rude

[desertpups]

@shanemadej: Not enough love in my heart for the LEGO Skeleton. Very funny guy, barely scary but a great mid-level foe. Dangly arms also a huge plus. Everybody loves this guy (afaik) but we don’t talk about him enough.

[gaysie]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

[fleurdelys-fletri]

have you ever been cheated on?

[gaysie]

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

[golden-x-mage]

the horny virus

[golden-x-mage]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[fairyw1ngs]

i love sleeping i love being unconscious

[radical-eve]

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[dantescandlestick]

ecologist here! the roaches are thriving because they have no natural predator in your house. you can correct this imbalance by eating them :)

[beyonslayed]

where did you get your ecology degree from again

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[displeasedfrog]

[luckycavy117]

[sarahw-world]

Source

[ihavegaysex42069]

this is making me cry laughing

[tallwife]

if you’re proud to be an american get well soon

[duelofthefatesmp3]

bye

[vicholas]

Appreciation post for this crab in Anpanman who’s just a regular crab but with pants.