Archive of Lava Family

[lavafamilyheritageposts]

Hello, and welcome to the Lava Family Heritage Post Archive, run by @star-ocean-peahen and dedicated to consolidating all things Lava Family into one easily accessible place!

Members in age order:

The excellent lava spirit in human flesh herself, our beloved Mama Lava, matriarch of the lava family, @bokettochild!

Our amazing Auncle Mulder, @i-am-1142!

Odd uncle, @despicable-denizen!

@telemna-hyelle and @anadorablekiwi, eldest and twins.

@disorentedfae and I (twins), Mocha anon (☕), Books anon (📚), @particleblue, @transmascnaotoshirogane, and @apparitianhanako, all in the nebulous middle sibling range

The siblings in the younger end, @arsonisticscholar, and @nayyraa (who is the absolute youngest <3)!!

Then we have @/disorentedfae's spouse, @initforthecache, and their child @sun-of-the-skies! As well as @/twink-betwee-worlds' fiancé @howl-at--the-sun, @/anadorablekiwi's child @clelery, and @/telemna-hyelle's child Zelink anon (✨)!

Nayra is also married to a Warriors LU roleplay blog, and adopted LU Wild as her sibling, so we have a few LU boys kicking around in here as well!

Let me know if there's something I missed or got wrong!

[memeuplift]

[telemna-hyelle]

@bokettochild

@i-am-1142

[bokettochild]

Me:….

Building Inspector: ……

Me: Sir, we’re lava monsters

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[peonieees]

[bokettochild]

Is that what you really look like?

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

who am I to say¯\_(ツ)_/¯?

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

@lavafamilyheritageposts

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[bokettochild]

I discovered something >:)

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[disorentedfae]

How and when did you and Ollie end up together?

We eloped because of an ask game, when, ummm oh no I don’t know @initforthecache when did we get married?

[initforthecache]

It was right before your birthday, right? Right around April?

Yeah basically I had been stalking for a while and liked her energy, so when the ask game came up, one of the colors I sent meant ‘mutual I’d like to elope with’ and Bonnet was like

‘Okay’

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[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

WELL IF THE FLOOR WASN'T GROSS TODAY

[telemna-hyelle]

At least it wasn’t Lava

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

*stares off into the distance*

[telemna-hyelle]

I read a bunch of them and then chickened out when I saw a mention of character death, so i only skimmed the last couple.

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

Do you want the spoiler

that he doesn't die?

it's very angst-y, anyways though

[telemna-hyelle]

I found out he didn’t but I am still scared. I try to avoid the super angsty stuff without happy endings, and I always skim the angstiest bits. 

Whumptober is not my friend XD

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

haha,

welp, Teacup did try her best to make a fluffy part in it, but since they came from my prompts, (which are always super angsty) she didn't have too much luck-

the ending is happy, but it still makes many cry

[bokettochild]

One day, someone in the LU fandom will say the 'L' word, and no one will think of my crimes.

Today is not that day.

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

[bokettochild]

*flops on ground*

Guess I'll die and just not update anything today

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

DON'T PULL A LEGEND AND FLOP ON THE FLOOR

[bokettochild]

Why not?

Oh wait! I tortured him again today! I need to be alive to share that!

*jumps up onto bed*

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

YOU'RE THE RESPONSIBLE SIBLING, IT'S YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE, I DON'T JUMP ON THE BED

[bokettochild]

I'm not jumping on the bed! I'm jumping onto the bed! There's a difference!

Also, since when was I the responsible sibling? I killed my favorite character and several other and managed to spawn a family of six Fire Gremlins that burned down Hyrule, with my approval!

Responsible, tch! /j

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

@lavafamilyheritageposts

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[bokettochild]

Genuine question, volcano do you come from?

Vesuvius. After Helios was done with my I just kinda chilled there until it erupted. I'm just kinda here now.

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[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

WELL IF THE FLOOR WASN'T GROSS TODAY

[telemna-hyelle]

At least it wasn’t Lava

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

*stares off into the distance*

[telemna-hyelle]

I read a bunch of them and then chickened out when I saw a mention of character death, so i only skimmed the last couple.

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

Do you want the spoiler

that he doesn't die?

it's very angst-y, anyways though

[telemna-hyelle]

I found out he didn’t but I am still scared. I try to avoid the super angsty stuff without happy endings, and I always skim the angstiest bits. 

Whumptober is not my friend XD

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

haha,

welp, Teacup did try her best to make a fluffy part in it, but since they came from my prompts, (which are always super angsty) she didn't have too much luck-

the ending is happy, but it still makes many cry

[bokettochild]

One day, someone in the LU fandom will say the 'L' word, and no one will think of my crimes.

Today is not that day.

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

THE FLOOR IS LAVA

[bokettochild]

*flops on ground*

Guess I'll die and just not update anything today

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

DON'T PULL A LEGEND AND FLOP ON THE FLOOR

[bokettochild]

Why not?

Oh wait! I tortured him again today! I need to be alive to share that!

*jumps up onto bed*

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

YOU'RE THE RESPONSIBLE SIBLING, IT'S YOUR JOB TO MAKE SURE, I DON'T JUMP ON THE BED

[bokettochild]

I'm not jumping on the bed! I'm jumping onto the bed! There's a difference!

Also, since when was I the responsible sibling? I killed my favorite character and several other and managed to spawn a family of six Fire Gremlins that burned down Hyrule, with my approval!

Responsible, tch! /j

[lavafamilyheritageposts]

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[telemna-hyelle]

So, did the distraction work?

Are we safe from mom????

Are we not grounded??

May we drink the normal soup instead of the grounded soup, perchance???

[bokettochild]

There is no grounding needed.

Your mother is a lava monster, I’m more disappointed that I missed the chaos than that you all caused it :)

[telemna-hyelle]

Huzzah!!!! No grounded soup for us! Only normal soup!

We love you, Mama Lava!

[bokettochild]

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I WILL ONLY ANSWER TO MAMA LAVA FROM HERE ON OUT!!!!

If you aren’t my kid you can call me Ketto as usual but if you’re my kid than this is the only thing I will accept ;)

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[bokettochild]

🥺👉👈 c-could you adopt me into the tumblr family?

Of course, luv!!!!

I didn't realize you weren't already a member!!!!

What would you like to be, darling?

[star-ocean-peahen]

u are very neat, could you adopt me?

[bokettochild]

I am a mother now :)

[bokettochild]

@lavafamilyheritageposts

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[disorentedfae]

that post you just reblogged about the chosen reminded me of the sexy jesus debacle-

OH MY WORD

i think about that sometimes and then i get a goofy grin and if someone (my mom) why im simling i dont know what to say asdjkncx

[initforthecache]

[star-ocean-peahen]

here we go again-

[initforthecache]

Two wildly different conversations were actively happening on my dash at the same time

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[classiccheesecake]

We were epic swag @traveling-mushroom-fae

Not me panicking in the dms and bonnet legit carrying the prank xD

[disorentedfae]

OK found this again.

And I AM WHEEZING

[disorentedfae]

@lavafamilyheritageposts

This is the only post I could find

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[scotchbonnetfairy]

[scotchbonnetfairy]

Here’s the first half of the prank plot anyways

[telemna-hyelle]

This is hilarious XD XD XD

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[tortilla-of-courage]

Sky should be allowed to do some weird shit every once in a while, just to keep the rest of the chain on their toes

[telemna-hyelle]

I love this vine so much, and it fits sky and wars so well I can’t

[star-ocean-peahen]

tel

do you

do you pour vinegar on bread

[telemna-hyelle]

No

We eat it on spinach. With salt. We called it pirate spinach when I was a kid, as only pirates were tough enough to eat it.  

[star-ocean-peahen]

YOU MUST DO THIS NOW

[telemna-hyelle]

HOLD ON A TICK

[star-ocean-peahen]

👀

[telemna-hyelle]

UPDATE:

White vinegar on bread is not the best combination. The bread is super absorbent and soaks up all the vinegar, including the nice vinegar taste, but not the acidity. So you still get the full on vinegar blast in your mouth and throat but none of the taste, while the bread is just soggy and doesn’t taste like anything. 

It was still cool tho

[star-ocean-peahen]

KSJDFHASKJDNFASKDJFS

I WAS REFERENCING A MEME I DIDN’T EXPECT YOU TO ACTUALLY TRY IT HOLY SHIT

[classiccheesecake]

WHAT THE FUCKKK YOU MADLAD WHAT I-

[telemna-hyelle]

Wait it’s a meme?

Oh

Oooohhhhh

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[telemna-hyelle]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHY IS BONNET CHEESECAKE???

WHY IS CHEESECAKE BONNET???

IS THIS HAPPENING TO ANYONE ELSE I’M SO CONFUSEDDDD

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[scotchbonnetfairy]

So it’s me(bonnet), Telemna, and cheese.

based on past post that each of us have taking part in.

Except for most of Tel’s. I said I would draw her kiwis, so I gave her kiwi children.

Bad hand writing am i right? Ok bad pun I get it, I’ll stop now. I did it with my thumbs ok.

[telemna-hyelle]

THE KIKWIS ARE ON FIRE

OMIGOSH I LOVE IT

AHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you Bonnet! This is amazing! I love it so muchhhhh <3 <3 <3

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[disorentedfae]

Black, orange <3

>:D let’s elope and then run away to some far away place and commit many crimes

[initforthecache]

The ask that started it all

[i-am-1142-deactivated20240508]

@lavafamilyheritageposts

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