Friendly reminder that you’re not valid and you’re not invited to my birthday party. Why is nobody talking about the volcano in Yellowstone erupting and ending the world? I’m losing more time than ever, but y’all aren’t ready to hear that. [REDACTED PER THE TERMS OF SERVICE] is one of my favorite tastes; not only that, but [REDACTED PER THE TERMS OF SERVICE] smell amazing—it makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. We’re all gay here, but not like that, not like you, do not interact.
Someone has been stealing my bones for years and selling them on Etsy. No one is willing to say that it wore off an hour ago and I can’t fall asleep. You’re valid in public but not in private, until you’re also not valid in public and there’s ash covering most of North America. PSA: I want more but I know it won’t actually help. I’m female-presenting enough to be censored, but not enough to experience misogyny. Now you’re an adult and you’re old enough to know better.
IMPORTANT: Mental illness isn’t an excuse.
Do you love the color of the sky from your window? There’s a brick wall blocking it. Close the shades, a picture is enough.
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Turn off your computer. Turn off your phone.
And then take more. Take more. Take more. Take more until you wake up tomorrow morning, put on your Hatsune Miku binder, and face the webcam. God is a trans woman with multiple personalities and your priest is a fujoshi with a Killing Stalking fanblog. Friendly reminder that things will be okay if you drink the fiberglass Kool-Aid and give your compliments to the chef.
Why is nobody talking about the swarm of bees in my brain, piloting my body like a mech? Why is nobody talking about the end of the world? My uncharged criminal record is extensive, but y’all aren’t ready to hear that.
PSA: you must admit that you’re Donald Trump with a Tumblr blog. you must admit that you’re serial killer with a Tumblr blog. you must admit that your words murdered countless men/women/enbies/anti-binaries/class traitors in the paw patrol.
Do you love the color of the sky from your window? Which one, the red of the bricks or the gray of the mortar between them?
Ralof: WAKE UP. WAKE UP. LOG OFF OF TUMBLR. TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE.
Y’all don't want to acknowledge the calendar invites to the opposite of doomsday. Why is nobody talking about how time stands still when you’re sick inside? Friendly reminder that your enemies speak in memes about the time you were destined to fall. Nobody will talk about the world ending because you deserved it. Nobody will talk about the ashfall because you’re the one buried under it.
IMPORTANT PSA FRIENDLY REMINDER LISTEN UP FUCKHEAD: Mental illness isn’t an excuse.
Mental illness isn’t an excuse.
MENTAL ILLNESS ISN’T AN EXCUSE.
Just so y’all know, I’m going to go away for a bit. I’m trying to recover, but nobody's around to hear that anymore.
Log off of Tumblr on your computer.
Log off of Tumblr on your phone and uninstall the app.
Friendly reminder that I’ll come back one day. Friendly reminder that everything will be different one day, but what that really means is that I will stay sick and you will forget about me. None of us can truly leave the hellsite.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT???
nobody will see this post
nobody will see this post
nobody will see this post
but you won't really care anymore
Voting ended onJul 8
Go outside for the first time in three years. Touch grass. Feel the grass between your fingers. Smell the grass and feel the sunshine over you. Take a car ride with your friends in real life, friends that don’t care about what you did on a blogging website when you were mentally ill. Breathe real air and notice that there’s depth to the clouds above. Look at the sky and realize how big the world is. Realize that all these spaces online were never real places that you existed in, just words on a screen from people that can’t look up at the sky the way you look up at it now.
Friendly reminder that it’s over. Friendly reminder that it’s over. Friendly reminder that it’s finally over.
Delete your Tumblr account and be free.
