apollo

i used to make mood boards | they/them | 21 i like shakespeare and the silly little gay people in my phone (hello silly little gay people)

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

The only "Odyssey" I care about was manufactured in 2013 by Honda, speaks Japanese, and drives in the Forgotten Realms.

[lavenderapollo]

considering dropping the ‘apollo’ tumblrsona i made for my blog. that ain’t me. just a guy i invented. maybe i will be me :)

[lavenderapollo]

i got hit with a crazy amount of motivation, so chapter 5 of my fic pretentious college bullshit is up now!!

fortinbras stans beware. this is not a fortinbras-friendly fanfic.

[lavenderapollo]

just wanted to pop on here and let y'all know that i FINALLY UPDATED MY HAMRATIO FIC!!!! after three entire years, i finally finished a chapter and it's out now and i think i accidentally posted it with the wrong date so i don't know if people got notified.

anyway i'm happy with it and if you want to take a look it would mean the absolute world to me. find here: pretentious college bullshit

[lavenderapollo]

it’s a beautiful time to be a phaggot

[lavenderapollo]

let’s be long with mama // let’s hiss at gay people with mama

[lavenderapollo]

fighting the masculine urge to eat a red solo cup

[lavenderapollo]

every time the camera cut to joella in that fucking mattress i LOST IT

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[todayisyourturntolose]

gay people can never be normal they always gotta say some shit like "he was a being formed in the very poetry of nature. his wild and enthusiastic imagination was chastened by the sensibility of his heart. his soul overflowed with ardent affections, and his friendship was of that devoted and wondrous nature that the worldly-minded teach us to look for only in the imagination".

[lavenderapollo]

i was so zonked on the remains of my anesthesia that i forgot that i posted on tumblr

[lavenderapollo]

dude i’m a little over a day out from top surgery and like this shit sucks there is no way those transgender aliens are doing this for fun in jail

[lavenderapollo]

sometimes family is a retired warrior nicknamed “the bear,” his bard husband, the ghost of the warrior’s ex-wife and the old and flirty necromancer who summoned her, a unicorn handler named gary, his unicorn freddy, and a skeletal horse named bones.

[lavenderapollo]

i retract one of these statements. but i will not reveal which one. consider me duped. consider me betrayed.

[lavenderapollo]

hey guys i finished the book and im deeply confused and a little bit weirded out

[lavenderapollo]

sometimes family is a retired warrior nicknamed “the bear,” his bard husband, the ghost of the warrior’s ex-wife and the old and flirty necromancer who summoned her, a unicorn handler named gary, his unicorn freddy, and a skeletal horse named bones.

[lavenderapollo]

i retract one of these statements. but i will not reveal which one. consider me duped. consider me betrayed.

[lavenderapollo]

sometimes family is a retired warrior nicknamed “the bear,” his bard husband, the ghost of the warrior’s ex-wife and the old and flirty necromancer who summoned her, a unicorn handler named gary, his unicorn freddy, and a skeletal horse named bones.

[lavenderapollo]

getting back into my nerdy gay podcast niche feels like coming home

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[roger-reblogs]

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.