oh my goddess!

[affiliated & selective kelly hamdon from shezow. written by hannah.]

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(I haven’t been here in a while, hi...)

[futuriistic]

Until Dawn Sentence Starters Pt 1

may contain spoilers.

❛ whatever you say, darling! ❜

❛ understand the palm of my hand, bitch. ❜ 

❛ maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out and see where it goes from there. ❜ 

❛ what did you do?!  ❜ 

❛ jesus hot sauce christmas cake. ❜ 

❛ i suspect that SOMEONE is not being entirely honest with me… ❜ 

❛ i know you’re all probably worried about me. ❜ 

❛ wait a second, are you saying we should break in? ❜ 

❛ i don’t think it’s breaking in if you own the place. ❜

❛ maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear. ❜

❛ let’s party like we’re fucking porn stars! ❜

❛ do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence? ❜

❛ you want to ruin our fun that bad? well, guess what? you can’t! you can’t ruin our good time. _______ and i are gonna fuck! that’s right! we’re gonna have sex! and it’s going to be hot! so enjoy it, because we will! ❜

❛ you couldn’t buy a loaf of moldy bread with your skanky ass. ❜

❛ that bitch is on crack or something. ❜

❛ i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type. ❜

❛ stay out of it, you dumb oaf. ❜

❛ when are you gonna take him/her/them to the bone zone? ❜

❛ get away! get away from me! ❜

❛ you just won’t listen to me, and things seem pretty fucked up. ❜ 

❛ you had so many people who cared about you, who were willing to help, but at every turn you chose to push them away. and now you’re all alone. ❜

❛ no, no, no, not again! ❜

❛ you are a coward! ❜

❛ i don’t take orders from you. you can’t tell me what to do. ❜

❛ okay, i trust you. i trust you. ❜

❛ why didn’t you save me, ______? ❜

❛ come on, it’s okay. ❜

❛ are you sure? ❜

❛ well, i’m not dead yet. ❜

❛ it’s freezing, i can’t feel my fingers. ❜

❛ i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here, please. ❜

❛ it doesn’t hurt anymore. really. ❜

❛ fuck, i can’t do this. ❜

❛ you did the right thing. ❜

❛ no, there’s no excuse. there’s no excuse for this! ❜

[ghostlyanon]

hrm00:

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing

[toxmap]

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☠ { T O X I C } ☠ “Yeah, this is your shirt.      I didn’t cut it up, I fixed it– you should be thankful both your brothers have more                        style than you do.”

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INTERNAL SCREAMING.

“Not only did you RUIN MY SHIRT, but now you’re wearing it. I never let Guy wear any of my clothing, so WHY do you think I’d let you? TAKE. IT. OFF.”

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(eyyy I’m here.)

[bamhelps-blog]

Can you reblog this if you’d RP with someone over 30?

I’m 30 and face a lot of age discrimination in the tumblr rp comm so admitting my age sucks.

I was reading through the comments in the tags, and I noticed a lot of:

“As long as you’re not creepy, I’m okay!”

“As long as you’re not a pedo!”

People over 29 are not automatically creepy or pedos. They are just as likely to be either as a 20 year old; most are less creepy because they are more experienced. Age discrimination is pretty gross. Does anyone really think that 29+ yr olds are going to think less about the concerns of smutting with someone under a age of majority? No, they probably think about it more because they haven’t been a grown child for years and face the real world more then the kiddos around.

Saying “As long as you’re not X” is pretty gross because it is implying that they are more likely to and contributes to the very reason why people over 29 are so reluctant about sharing their age — It IS age-based discrimination.

Also, just because someone is 30 yrs old does not mean they are something less than because they are still interested in rping. If you do the math based on the theory that most rpers begin around the age of 15-17, they may have been rping since the early 2000s, and some for even longer. That is 15+ yrs, so why would they suddenly be disinterested in something they have been doing for longer than some rpers are in total age. Do you know how many years of experience 15 yrs adds up to? If you want to become a good writer, then seek out those with the most experience.

If you don’t discriminate against rpers for being younger, then don’t do it because they are older. Nothing in life should have a time limit or expiration on interests that make people happy and bring no harm to others.

Personally, I hope to still have a passion and love for rping when I’m 90 yrs old and sitting in my nursing home. Never forget, kiddos, that you’ll be “old” someday and facing people telling you not to love the things you love because you’re past your expiration date.

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(Hi my name is Hannah and I make blogs for characters from web comics no one’s even heard of

here’s my latest one, r i p me, no one’s gonna follow it...)

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Send a "♪" for the Muse to sing part of a song the Mun has recently listened to.

[roleplay-musings]

I had a terrible, horrible dream.                A dream where you went away right before my eyes. I had it time and time again                                                                                         –you DIED in the END

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fuschiiiafighter and toxmap

“I guess this isn’t so bad. This could actually be kinda fun!” She sat on her bed, cross-legged, her eyes focused on the other two. Kelly frowned, pointing toward the door, which was partly open.

“Close that, though. And lock it, I really don’t want mom and dad coming in here.” Kelly rarely ever had slumber parties, and this was a first. Having Guy AND Zap in here for the night. “So... what do you wanna do first? Paint each other’s nails? Oh! Maybe play Truth of Dare?”

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(hey fuschiiiafighter and toxmap we should totally do a group thread)

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                                                                                                 “I can’t be SheZow–I’m a dude!”

Well, now–                                            Dude look like a Lady.

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xweinernation

“The NINJA is cool and all... but do you know who’s even cooler? The one and only SHE-ZOW.” Her brother better thank her for this.

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toxmap

☠ { T O X I C } ☠ “Hey, hey, Kells–” Eli rolls with the force, slipping behind her and draping his arms around her shoulders. It’s just like her to be in a bad mood near-constantly; normally he’d let it go– shadow her for awhile to keep from having to say anything, but this seemed a bit more severe than normal. And– hell, he was bored. Why not? “What’s got your panties in a twist?”

Kelly paused, immediately tensing when she felt his arms around her. Exhaling a deep breath, her eyes drifted shut. “Nothing.” Which was a lie, of course. “It doesn’t really involve you, so why does it matter? It’s nothing big, really. I just haven’t been getting enough sleep.”

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mewniroyalty

“... did your WAND just turn that kitten into a gigantic rampaging monster, or are my eyes playing tricks on me??”

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(Did the show ever mention Kelly’s middle name)

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toxmap

Kelly was tired, she felt drained. Possibly because she’d spent the past night staying up late, helping her brother down in the She-lair. She fell asleep at the table during breakfast, and after making up an excuse as to why she was so exhausted, she went up to her room and fell asleep for a while.

Now, she was up. Still feeling tired, but not as much. Heading out for a bit, maybe to the library. She wasn’t entirely sure, just yet. Guy was probably hanging out somewhere with Maz, and Kelly didn’t feel like being in the house alone. 

“HEY, watch where you’re going--” She bumped into someone and staggered back, a scowl appearing on her lips. Kelly hadn’t gotten a good look at who she ran into, she just brushed past them and began walking off again.