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[midwestemogirlfriend]

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[lavenderfaggot3141]

this is my aesthetic. like idk how to explain this to people but this series of photos of NFL referees with captions explaining logical fallacies is me

[dykepuffs]

Bootblacking is top level kink because it's one of the few I can think of where the nominal sub is treated as a thoughtful, knowledgeable technician from the outset.

Like, a flogging bottom might be praised for their ability to take pain and know their limits, or a rope bunny might be recognised as keeping themselves in good physical shape so they can hold complicated stress positions for longer than a novice, but even the most beginner of beginner bootblacks has learnt a little bit of materials science (Will this type of brush scratch this patent finish?), a little bit of basic chemistry (If these were last polished with a silicone wax, how do I remove that to start to bull them?), a little bit of leatherworking history (Is that natural fibre stitching on those surplused Warsaw Pact boots, will my polish rot it?) and spent time practising techniques on their own boots.

And it's one of the few kinks I can think of where the top is so immediately physically and emotionally vulnerable to the bottom in that way: I put my foot in the hands of a stranger bootblacking at a party, and I trust that they won't damage the boots I was gifted by my long-dead Master when I was 17, that they won't soak the stitching and start the rot of the boots I was wearing when I first fucked the love of my life, I trust that they'll carefully work around and treat the cuts and scuffs in the leather that I picked up wearing these same boots marshalling at a dozen prides and going toe-to-toe with strikebreakers and scabs on twenty years' worth of picket lines. The experienced bootblack can look at my soles and where my boots crease, and see that I have a weak hip, that I'm slightly bowlegged, that I don't drive and that I walk even in the weather where I'd rather not. And I trust that they'll see that worn-out, poor, slightly sad old man and still call me "sir".

It just feels like a lot.

[lavenderfaggot3141]

one of my irl friends started a sex blog and omggggg, i need him sooo bad

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

im expanding this thread to all internet posts

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

im expanding this thread to all internet posts

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

bike shorts are for women what grey sweatpants are for men

[lavenderfaggot3141]

i think its unfair when trans women also have big tits, they're rlly just living my dream y'know

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

im expanding this thread to all internet posts

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

i say "i wasn't really familiar with your game" nearly every day because of this

[lavenderfaggot3141]

Twitter rlly is unusable. I've blocked like 50 bots in the past 3 days sbd my feed is still dogshit

[lavenderfaggot3141]

i think jon bois is the straight man's version of bdg/brennan Lee Milligan

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

im expanding this thread to all internet posts

[lavenderfaggot3141]

im always shocked when evangelicals reenact the crucifixion or physically pretend to carry a cross. like that's supposed to be holy, you're just cosplaying your gods death on a random ass wednesday???

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one

[lavenderfaggot3141]

[lavenderfaggot3141]

I wanna start a thread of tumblr posts that I also view as life philosophies, starting with this one