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[kaspbrat]

this just really screamed eddie to me

+textpost from @billhaders

[13tth]

MIKE HANLON IS A HAND HOLDER AND A HUGGER AND HE KISSES HIS HOMIES GOODNIGHT PERIOD

[13tth]

mike: okay i gotta go

all of the losers individually offering out their cheeks for mike smooches:

[skepticallysighing-deactivated2]

Ben Hanscom Protecting Beverly: Through the Years

Book

Anyone: wow Bev’s a bitch girls suck and shouldn’t be allowed to do shit

Ben: *rolls head so neck pops, gets a Patrick Hockstetter smile, gets to his feet* Yeah? Fuckin’ say that again, I dare you. I’ve beaten up Henry Bowers twice, you don’t scare me.

Miniseries

Anyone: looks it’s Bev. idk, she’s a girl I guess, she sucks equally as much as the rest of you.

Ben: *cracks knuckles and throws a punch*

2014 Script

Everyone: idk I don’t think Bev should come with, she’s a girl.

Ben: Hey. Don’t be a sexist pig. Bev’s my life rn.

Movie

Henry: lol Bev u slut

Ben: S̶̨̹̺͚̭̫̺̺̬͍̄͑̃̏ͩ̀ͮ͂ͩ̈̍́̚̚C̴͈̹̲̯̤̪͕͑͒ͤ͒̆ͦ͗̅́͒ͧ̿́̚Ŗ̖͍̦̺̹̥̼̞͇̬̗̩͈͖̘͚̠͙ͬ̽̂ͥ̿̊ͬ͆̿ͭ̚͘͢͜͞E̶̛͖͇̫̹͓̝̦̮̲̪̣̹̪̞͕̤̜͖̥ͯ̓̇͒͊̋ͫ̌̅ͧ̾ͥ̍͛͘̕Ā̶̯̘̼̮̱̟̬̝̦̻̻̣̌ͧ̐̀ͯ̓̏͌̋̒ͣ͜͠M̵̆͋̐ͯ̋ͭ̅̓̑̒̓̈͑͋̊ͬ͟͡҉̘͚̰̖͔̫͇̝͜S̸̐̈̀̑̆̀͘҉̤̬̠̳͇͔̙̭͕̹̼̬̰͕

[kongpeople]

stan: met a dumbass today. awful.

richie: did you look into a mirror?

stan: someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful

[babyboyarreaga-deactivated20190]

she’s beautiful

[devilbev-deactivated20191029]

who

[babyboyarreaga-deactivated20190]

beverly marsh who the fuck else

[no-baths-for-stan]

richie: *opens his mouth to speak*

stan:

[kingsteve-more-like-dadsteve]

Pennywise: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Bill: My happiness?

Bill, to the others: I’m happy?

[okwheeler]

Finn + Sweater Paws

[hanzier]

eddie: being gay isn’t a choice!

eddie: it’s a game. and i’m winning

[weirdgirlgerard]

Stanley Uris Takes A Bath

he washes his hair. that’s it

[henrybcwer]

Mike Hanlon: *gently pushes fur out of a stuff animal’s eyes*

Mike Hanlon: You can see 

[kaspbrak-eddie]

not saying i understand the inner workings of stephen king’s mind, but i’m like 95% sure he’d agree with this post

[henrybcwer]

Wouldn’t matter to if he didn’t. Steven King is an idiot who thought it would be a good idea to have Beverly, the only girl of the group, suggest an orgy with six boys at once. His opinion is trash in my eyes.

[stansrichie]

imma be honest, the losers club is brave af because if pennywise came at me i’d let the motherfucker kill me.

within in the split second I have before I die, i’d have to think, “is my life really worth being traumatized & having to come back in 27 years to kill this bitch again?”

no.

the answer is no.

[patricksfridge]

[stansrichie]

THIS MAde mE CHOKE

[incorrectlosersquotes]

Eddie: What if I implement a no pet policy in the house.

Stan: Well, shit man. you can’t just throw Richie out like this.

[irl-issun]

Beverly Marsh: My sink started spewing blood and my bathroom is covered wall to wall

Bill: 

[reddieloversclub]

Richie: Hey, Eddie, want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Eddie: Sure, baby

Richie: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Eddie: Rich, those aren’t even tarot cards, they’re pictures of me

[no-baths-for-stan]

stanley: the stars are so beautiful tonight

beverly: yeah

eddie: you know who else is beautiful?

all the losers in unison: bill denbrough

[myshanela]

Sophia Lillis

- rollerskates, plays the piano, loves to draw even though she thinks she isn’t good at it

- attended the women’s march, says she likes to be politically active (an inspiration)

- Amazing photographer, she INVENTED the colours black and white

- Read some of the book before her fricking AUDITION, like some of those kids stilll haven’t read the book and she read relevant parts just to audition, incredible.

- She won comic con with that clown dress (the guys were so lame, they need to step it up)

- Laughs at at deaths in horror films, laughed when she saw Pennywise for the first time? That girl is UNFAZED and has probably killed a man

- speaking of laughter, i heard her laugh in a video once… it was so beautiful, i didn’t recover for days

- her Instagram icon has been the Stay Puft marshmallow man for at least six months? will it ever change? probably not 

- she once did a livestream in which she and her friends found a lost dog and cuddled it for 20 minutes before ringing its owner, it was beautiful

- the iconic sophia lillis Awkward Smile ™  

- same birthday as Latrice Royale, which may be meaningless but also may be another sign that she, just like Latrice, is a goddamn treasure?

- underappreciated brotp with Wyatt

- I know this isn’t important but she’s really pretty 

- her smile is like the sun, I cry everytime

- She’s an angel who none of us deserve