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Star Wars Headcannon #7

Anakin Refuses to Swear

Now most would thing Anakin would definitely be the type to cuss around children. But that is not the case. Anakin actually get uncomfortable when people use foul language. Why you amy ask? Because of his childhood. Watto would swear every other word. And when he was angry, right before he got beat, Watto would use every curse and slur under the twin suns. This has left him with a permanent aversion to swearing.

Note 1: The 501st is not allowed to swear around him. And they know the consequences if they do.

Note 2: Most of the Jedi refrain from swearing around him after he had a panic attack when one of the knights let out a loud "fuck" when he hurt himself.

Note 3: Ahsoka, before she understood the trauma involved, would swear around him as a way of messing with him. That stopped after the Zygerien mission. She also adopted his aversion to swearing after that.

Final note: Padme actually has a extremely foul mouth when she is comfortable with someone and it isnt a professional setting. Somehow, Anakin has never felt uncomfortable about that fact.

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Star Wars NSFW headcannon #1

During Anakin and Padmes first time together, Padme was the on on top and in control. This was do to a few thing

1: Anakins inexperience

2: Padmes naturally being a soft Dom in bed

3: it was a way of showing how much Anakin trusts her.

That dynamic ended up being how the usually did it.

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Star Wars Headcannon #6

Padme adores the "I dont like sand" line.

Was the line awkward? Yes. Would most people cringe at it? Absolutely. Would some people interpret it as kinda creepy? Probably. But she could not give less of a shit.

To her, it was sweet and genuine. The awkwardness of it only made it more authentic. So yes, it holds a special place in her memory.

Though that does not stop her from teasing Anakin relentlessly about it.

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Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake

"LARA WINS!" "NATHAN WINS!!

Neither win as instead of fighting each other they work together! How does this happen? Simple, Lara hires Nathan. She knows his reputation. He has seen even more insane shit than she has (depending on the timeline and when in the timeline). She knows he is a seasoned treasure hunter and that any threats they face they can work through together! End up besties!

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One of these days I'll have a normal fucking sleep schedule. But today is not that day.

6/25/2025 3:18 A.M.

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Star Wars Headcannon #5

Anakain doesn't get colds or the flu (or whatever the Star Wars equivalent is)

Anakin's immune system is EXTREMELY efficient (everyone thinks it has to do with the fact he was born from the force). Due to this, he never gets any minor illnesses... ever. Someone who is sick could sneeze right in his face and who won't even get so much as a sniffle. So when Anakin did get sick for the first time at 15, he was immediately put into quarantine because they had no idea if what he had was dangerous to normal people. And it was. Now they have protocols in place for anytime he gets sick.

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Star Wars Headcannon #4

When Padme became a senator, she pushed for something to be done about the Hutts and the Slave Trade.

When Padme became the Senator of Naboo, she did so with a mission. Not one just to serve her planets interests, but to also try to make a push against the Hutt Cartels and the slave trade. She did this as she still remembered the little boy from tatooine who called her an angel and then helped her save her people. The least she could do is help his people in turn. Even if it put one hell of a target on her back.

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Star Wars Headcannon #3

Anakin has scars from his time on Tatooine.

When Anakin was a slave to the Hutts, they beat him often and even whipped him one when he was seven. This has horrid scars on his torso and shoulders. The only people allowed to see them are medical personnel, Obi-Wan, and Padme. Obi-Wan always tries to make sure he understands they are not something to be ashamed of. Padme also does the same. Padme also traces the scars when they are lying down in bed. Ahsoka once saw them by accident and asked about them. The pained look he had on his face made her never ask again.

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Star Wars Headcannon #2

Padme is protective of Anakin

Anytime Padme hears someone insult Anakin, she will get defensive. And she can't stand how the council treats him. Especially after the "Hardeen Incident." And when she heard about the zygerrian queen... well, let's just say Anakin isn't the only jealous one in the relationship.

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Star Wars Headcannon #1

Anakin uses Padmes hair products. Shampoo, conditioner, the whole nine yards.

It started because when he first started growing his hair out, he was using the star wars equivalent of head and shoulders. Which is fine for shortish hair but not long hair. And Padme was having none of that. Now, he could get his own brand, but the smell reminds him of Padme.

Also, Padme uses his body wash for the same reason.