Ask the Fugitives, and their Hunters.

Humanstuck Au! Delve into the lives of criminals on the run, and the agents hunting them down. Maybe ask a question or two while you're here?

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D Strider is offline.

I should try and get some sleep while I still can. See ya next time.

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got any stories about your brothers, d?

-sigh-

Too many.

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hey d! got any interesting stories to tell?

Boy, do I. Whaddya wanna hear?

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What'cha drinkin there, D?

Hard cider.

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Yo D how do you feel about Dirk's little "affair" with that fbi agent

Don’t care. So long as he doesn’t do something stupid and get all of us caught.

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Hey D, what have you been up to?

Stuff...things.

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D Strider is online.

‘S been a long day and I finally got to safety.

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D Strider will be online soon

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Terezi Offline

Ok then.....

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Terezi is Online

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Dirk Strider is offline.

Well, I’m running out of time. See y’all later, if you’re lucky.

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jake english is offline

well i have to go keep looking so i’ll see you all another time!

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Jake, which cases have you been working on lately? Anything interesting? any leads?

well if you want to inqure about that for the ast few months ive been on the trail of a certain dirk friggin’ strider!! like for good olds sake do you know how infuriating that man can be?? everytime i even get close to catching him i just have him just bum rushing it all up and then there he goes again on the run with me just left to be a fumbling mess!! and it doesnt help he only lets things slip to get me into his clutches again. GOD JESUS IS it just so infuriating.

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Dirk, which of your brothers do you spend the most time with?

Probably Dave. We are twins after all.

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Dirk, have you ever gotten close to being caught? If so, what happened?

I’ve nearly been caught a few times, admittedly. It’s kinda risky when you’re being shot at, you know?

It’s not my fault English is so fun to fuck with.

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Dirk Strider is online.

Decided to drop in before I carry out my next job. Anyone got some questions for me?

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jake english is online

oh hello old pals!! it has been uh quite a while hasnt it been?