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A busy little Penguin, arranging everyone's demise.

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

bosswaldcobblepot

Six hours? For two bad riddles?

cliobii

is it too late for mermay?

perhaps I will make a cleaned-up version and show off Oswald’s design for this au later ,, for now, uh… I am in pain and procrastinating on work stuff lol

saltedbruises

"Ed, what the fuck are you doing?"

xanaxfarts

This dog was documented chasing a 'Kakao Maps' street view camera around a small South Korean island, it is featured in more than 1000 images of the island.

thegreatescape

penguinssupersecretsafehouse

saltedbruises

Summertime Nygmobblepot headcanons! ☀️ Mayoral era, but could also be general.

Ed dislikes the sensory hell of hot weather. To counteract it he spends a lot of time either in the pool at the Van Dahl estate or a tepid shower, and keeps inviting Oswald to join him for a swim. His curly hair is harder to control in the heat, and when he's getting it wet so often Ed doesn't bother trying to straighten it anyway (this is one of Oswald's few favorite things about summer).

Oswald is a typical grumpy goth for the whole season. He barely alters his stuffy wardrobe, hides from the sun under his umbrellas, and prefers to stay inside with the air con. He usually refuses Ed's offers to come to the pool out of embarrassment at donning swimwear - even though Ed has already seen (and admired) him in much less, the bright sun draws attention to his body in ways Oswald dislikes.

The handful of times Oswald agrees to join him outside, Ed gets super excited and takes the opportunity to pamper him in different ways. He insists on applying sunscreen for Oswald's dangerously pale skin, and sneaks in a lengthy massage just to soften him up. He guides him around in the pool so Oswald won't have to use his bad leg so much, and enjoys doing silly things like diving underwater and tickling Oswald's feet and exposed midriff (which results in Oswald smacking him with a pool noodle when he resurfaces).

After Ed helps him settle on a float for the rest of the afternoon - along with a tray of fruit and ice-cold rosé, fit for the King he is - Oswald actually starts enjoying the heat on his sore muscles. Ed frequently pops up out of the water and steals his strawberries, until Oswald just starts hand-feeding him fruit whenever he swims over.

While they rarely sleep apart anyway, Ed opts to stay in Oswald's air-conditioned bedroom more often in summer because otherwise Oswald won't tolerate his partner's ridiculous body heat for cuddling... or anything more strenuous.

muckamitemagic

Recently realized that the 66 Riddler wears a corset. This was obviously an aesthetic choice,because Mr. Gorshin was fit as a man could get, what with him being a professional dancer and sports enthusiast. Someone in the costuming department must’ve just thought it would be sexy and well, there we have it. I mean thy certainly weren’t wrong in my opinion. 👀 💕

Anyway, speaking as someone who has helped many friends (and a few strangers) into corsets at Conventions, I know it’s nearly impossible to get one on properly without help (you can manage, but it won’t be perfect) and that led me to wonder, who would Eddie ask to help him?

And that’s how we ended up with me producing this bit of domestic fluff, I hope you enjoy and happy Pride Month kickoff day!

@britishsquidward I especially hope you like this, I had you in mind the whole time I was drawing it😊💚💜🖤