Sorelax maontä

hai haya o shalozi

[lawamoli]

Wie nennt man ein Hotelzimmer in dem jemand erschossen wurde? eine Peng-sion

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[leben-ist-wie-ein-eichhoernchen]

Leck eiee

FRIEDRICH MERZ?!

[cloevr]

[infertilityidol]

eating a bullet call that kirkish delight

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Voting ended onJun 7

[hbmmaster]

reblog is goblin backwards

[wayslidecool]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[cpericardium]

[flyingsquidzeez]

Don't forget to touch old bone water!

[charl0ttan]

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

[comicsans-apologists]

Sending Ryan Gosling to die on the comic sans planet.

x

[hotvampireadjacent]

(Taking notes for my island)

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[official-saxony-anhalt]

"Hast du einen Freund?"

"Nein, ich bin

"Oh, warum?"

"Jeder Typ, den ich treffe, ist einfach ein

"Ah."