trained curial assassin.

A lawyer who only regrets her decision to become a lawyer approximately 78% of the time.

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That one hold-out juror even when there’s DNA, CCTV and a confession

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Lawyers when they experience a minor inconvenience in their personal lives

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When your evidence is weak but your outfit is strong

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When you try and convince yourself that it’s fine when the judge savages you

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When you appear in court from your kitchen table wearing pyjama pants

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When people say they hate lawyers.

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Me when my boss sends me an email at 5pm before a long weekend.

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When you get to work a case with your favourite colleague.

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Judges when you say the wrong thing.

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When relatives ask for legal advice at Christmas dinner.

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Coming home after a bad day in court.

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“Your honour, if I might be excused...”

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Making an ambitious pre-trial application.

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Mentoring baby lawyers.

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When you’re excited to graduate and then the real world comes at you.

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"Law school is just a lot of reading."

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Finding a case that completely destroys your argument.