#lawyering

[animentality]

[in-a-faradaze]

one day i will write a scathing takedown of walt’s mom. i know she is a woman but she is evil, and not in a sexy or understandable way. i hate you susan porter. i despise you. you are the worst fucking kind of lawyer. you suck. you are a disgrace to a profession that is already so hated because of people like you. do you realize how unethical you are? do you realize your pathetic boss-husband didn’t even want to adopt your son? do you realize michael wanted to be walt’s dad? do you not want your son to have a loving father? don’t even get me started on how michael is also hot

i’m coming for you too, susan porter’s attorney. gross. i hate you.

[silkieluv]

To all of you Greenflame shippers, it’s literally canon, and I quote: “Considers Lloyd to be like a younger brother”

I rest my case

[fearlessplatinums]

i’m officially halfway to being a lawyer

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

How lawyering works

The opposing party: “Clint Barton is the WORST Avenger since he went into a battle with aliens armed only with a bow and arrow LOL.“

Your argument: “Clint Barton is the best Avenger BECAUSE he went into a battle with aliens armed ONLY with a bow and arrow!”

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I really love that he knows his job is safe:

Lawyered!

(Is his real job saving the Queen family from their own stupidity with his lawyering?)

[bittermarching]

Another day another uselss dickhead judge. Is2g they all act like put-upon customer service employees that couldn't get any other job but really need to make rent this month.

Like why are you mad at me for the fact that you chose the no doubt grueling "sit on my ass all day and tell people what to do" job?