Just a bunch of Legal Eagles.

A nestful of Legal Eagles. (side ask/rp blog for legaleaglefeathers!)

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Hello i love ALL of you

MIMIKAW:

An’ we love you too!

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stella/nova, do either of you believe in aliens?

NOVA:

Well, we’re friends with two of them—

STELLA:

MAKE IT THREE!!!!!!

XARZI:

...hi?

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@polygonalfish : I drew a quick Marie

MARIE: I look amazing!!! Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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You should try necromancy again, Parsnips!

The only thing I’m tearing out of the ground anymore are my root vegetables, thank you very much.

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Hey, Parsnips, have you ever attempted necromancy?

Once.

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Has Marie mastered the Dempsey Roll?

Yes and no. I’m good at it, but I’m not a master just yet; I can’t tell you why, because broadcasting something like that would be flat out telling potential opponents your weakness or something.

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Are there perhaps any Bug or Plant toons anywhere?

21:

They exist, but, they’re not that common in Toontown. I think Toon Council’s whole thing about only having certain species in town is weird, but I think it has something to do with the fight against us Cogs. They have bee and spider costumes at Halloween though, and sometimes dragonfly and butterfly wing backpacks. For plant Toons... I don’t know what they have, actually.

I think an acorn toon would be pretty cool, though.

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Hey, Princess Shadespentacle, have you ever successfully made another goth/emo Unicog?

I’ve tried, yes. But no matter what I’ve tried to put in, they always come out... “normal”. You know what I mean. Pink, glittery, obsessed with cupcakes, the whole nine yards.

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marie! what would you do if you if you were mayor of toontown for the day?

Mayor for a day, huh?

Well, I’d certainly let in chicken and parrot Toons! Listen, ducks are sweet and all, but, there simply aren’t enough birds in this town! They’re all missing out, really.

...I’d also maybe put more jellybeans into public boxing programs, or have rings and gyms constructed in Playgrounds that don’t have them yet. Really, it’s a great way to blow off steam and show your mettle! 

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Cuckoo, do you know anything about Poundkey?

Oh, poor Poundkey... That’s a name to break most any Lawbot scientists’ mechanical heart, mad or not.

Back in the day, there was a mad scientist, Doctor Cockatrice. He’s technically a “Spin Doctor”, but he found his humanoid appearance “absolutely hideous” and built himself a new body he found to be “much more sufficient.” He made a lot of messed up Cogs, but purposely made them just to destroy them. Real terrible.

Then one day he got his claws on a live Cog. That was the day Poundkey was created. Originally, Poundkey was supposed to have been shut down and used for scraps, except Doctor Cockatrice kept them conscious while removing parts just to catalogue how “painful” an operation was. Then once most of Poundkeys “utmost useful” factory parts were taken, Doctor Cockatrice started to do just mean and cruel experiments to Poundkey, including encasing their torso in a cage and also giving them the ability to lay eggs. Oh, and then forgetting them in a basement for like a bunch of years. Most “hatched” eaglets probably came from Poundkey, or a copycat egg, if not laid by a parent cog themself.

I know this all because his scientific notebooks were all immediately published after his arrest. I mean, as a mad scientist myself, I read them, but a lot of that content is pretty feather-raising.

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A zombie hand pops out of a grave. What do you do, Vulture?

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Wooo! I'm cheering for Marie!! Slug em OUT!!!

A KNOCKOUT!

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ANNOUNCER: AND WE HAVE IT, FOLKS! MARIE BYRD, COG NATION BOXING CHAMPION FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW! ALONG WITH HER ARE HER SISTERS, JANE & NOVA! THEY’VE SURE GOT GREAT SHIRTS THIS YEAR, CONTINUING THE WEIRD SHIRT TRADITION!

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COGZILLA WOULD YOU LIKE!!!!!! A BAGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ COGZILLA SNIFFS THE BAGEL. ]

She seems interested?

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birbs!! I got y'all some yummy worms!! Dig in!! //dumps a pile of worms on table 😋😋😋😋

Um.. us Legal Eagles don’t… really eat wor—

SAPPIE: YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!

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WE’RE HERE, LIVE FROM...

Well, wherever we are. Go on and ask us a couple of things, if you would?

...There’s plenty of us to inquire!