dallon

19 years old - he/they/it

[lawnofthedead]

—★ ABOUT !

hi im dallon im autistic and i like mcr and fob a normal amount (lie). my other interests include ptv, p!atd, dan and phil, chess the musical, & gaeilge

dont follow me if ur a terf, a zionist or post ed/sh content and yea thats it thanks 4 reading

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[werewolfetone]

Guy who's only ever seen a dog seeing his second thing:

[diphowell]

he loves Phil's weirdness so much

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[cuntholicism]

[gingerpeachtea]

chess…….,,.,,th oughts?

[gingerpeachtea]

lea michele comes up to you at the bar and says me and the other two members of my throuple saw you from across the bar and we fucking hated your vibe and she takes your phone to give you her number and when she walks away you open the contact and it’s this

[bobbybabyrobertdarling]

I love gay people

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[trashcangimmick]

[sweetsweetemo]

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

[sweetsweetemo]

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

have you told her what a CD is? do you use CDs? has she ever seen one? then how the fuck is she going to know what a CD is. are you fucking stupid. im going to kill you

[sweetsweetemo]

"my son tried to introduce me to Green Day's music after finding it out on youtube" he knew about Green Day for one day and immediately told you about it but you let that young boy reach puberty without telling him about the best worst pop punk band of all time. i am on his side.

[diphowell]

Dan and his cute hats

[finelytaylored]

dan & phil + social media posts (15/?)

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[agesextlocation]

Look man i

[poolboydivision]

find me at brooklyn thursday this saturday 😉