Chivalry fell on his sword

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[lay-faevyrn]

oh so now only blue eyed people can murder ? Me and my earthen chocolate orbs do what we want thank you

[lay-faevyrn]

yk those think pieces and videos and whatnot about how our flight/fight nervous systems are for tigers. "now it's just a million very slow tigers" buzz buzz WRONG ❌❌❌ the modern world also has vicious ambush predators, ie the "Willing and Able" + Big Hero Six I scrolled into on inst*gram

[chaesong-hwa]

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[lay-faevyrn]

evil little man and his banjo and Dutch braids

[mymansmoon]

"I hate you" "no you don't" is a highly common refrain in their relationship, and after they're married the bit gets an upgrade because when person 2 goes "no you don't" they accompany it with a casual flash of the ring on their finger and person 1 melts significantly more than they ever did when they were just boyfriends

[lay-faevyrn]

Icarus (me) flew too close to the sun (scrolled and liked too far into World Cup arg posting and turned my whole fucking dash Spanish)

[realcardiac]

*so horny I can't think* vegas..... hollanova....

[realcardiac]

!!!HOLLANOV YURI SHOWER SCENE!! place your bets now on whether or not this gets flagged

[lay-faevyrn]

There are somewhere between two and thirty-seven supernovas occurring in my bloodstream

[marz-rm]

late as always but happy pride! Pretty sure I fucked up Ilya's face, I'll fix it before I print this

[lay-faevyrn]

i'm watching way late so not a word from anybody on what happens but GOD FUCKFUCKFUCK DR Congo hold onto this lead over England you beautiful beautiful team send the brits home in shame my kings PLEASE

[lay-faevyrn]

FUCK SHITBRICK MARYJESUSSHIT DAMNIT ('76)

[lay-faevyrn]

h*rry kane you fucking weasel DAMNIT GOD DOMNIT come ONNNN

[lay-faevyrn]

i hate this fucking sport i'm burning my cleats cancel the cup put that fuckass island under

[lay-faevyrn]

i'm watching way late so not a word from anybody on what happens but GOD FUCKFUCKFUCK DR Congo hold onto this lead over England you beautiful beautiful team send the brits home in shame my kings PLEASE

[lay-faevyrn]

FUCK SHITBRICK MARYJESUSSHIT DAMNIT ('76)

[lay-faevyrn]

h*rry kane you fucking weasel DAMNIT GOD DOMNIT come ONNNN

[lay-faevyrn]

i'm watching way late so not a word from anybody on what happens but GOD FUCKFUCKFUCK DR Congo hold onto this lead over England you beautiful beautiful team send the brits home in shame my kings PLEASE

[lay-faevyrn]

FUCK SHITBRICK MARYJESUSSHIT DAMNIT ('76)

[lay-faevyrn]

i'm watching way late so not a word from anybody on what happens but GOD FUCKFUCKFUCK DR Congo hold onto this lead over England you beautiful beautiful team send the brits home in shame my kings PLEASE

[lay-faevyrn]

can the jesus ads politely get the fuck out of my mexico win (VIVA LA GENTE). i guarentee you fanon jesus does not, in fact, get me.

[i-am-a-fish]

I can and will get more weird the longer I live which is especially good because I intend to live forever

[lay-faevyrn]

"miss you like you're gone at war" meanwhile I'm only just refusing the temptation to beg like a dog for my sweetheart Rose to be less busy and respond to me

[parcai]

the brothers lynch, made from dreams

[valtsv]

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[valtsv]

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side