prone and boned.

M. THEY/SHE. 25.

[mymansmoon]

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[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I fucking love thinking about hollanov and make up sex. I love picturing them coming together after a big fight, I love every permeation of it: when it's rough and brief and brutal, basically a punishment; when it's short and sweet, a mutual reassurance that "yes I'm mad but we're good this is still good", a prelude to a longer discussion; when it's melting and intimate and intense, an apology on both sides; when it's frantic and clawing, a desperate coming together after time apart,,, I LOVE MAKE UP SEX GIVE ME MAKE UP SEXXXX‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😩😩😩

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I specifically love thinking about them INITIATING the make up sex,,, they're in the same bed of course, because hollanov aren't sleeping separately even after a screaming fight, absolutely not. And they're lying back to back, a pointed bit of distance between their bodies when usually there is none. And maybe Shane feels particularly responsible for this specific fight, so he's the one who eventually rolls over to softly run his fingers up and down Ilya's arm, to tentatively nose at the nape of Ilya's neck. And Ilya's all stiff and resentful, but after a couple minutes of Shane's ministrations, he thaws, tension seeping from his shoulders, the hard line of his jaw. And once he does, Shane takes it as his cue to softly press kisses up Ilya's neck, behind his ear. And that has Ilya turning over, rolling on top of Shane and pinning him, and finally Shane has Ilya's eyes, and there's still some frustration and left over hurt there, but mostly they're soft, tacit permission: Okay, I'll play. And Shane tilts his head up, in that way he does when he's waiting to be kissed, and how can Ilya resist?

The sex itself is slow and thorough and Shane is running his hands all over Ilya, touching him everywhere he can reach, moaning praise Oh oh baby that's so good you're so good to me oh fuck baby thank you thank you, and the fervor of Shane's praise makes Ilya's mouth twitch, makes him murmur You're feeling noisy tonight because he knows when Shane is putting on a bit of a show for his benefit, but Shane just kisses him all eager and sweet, so Ilya lets him off the hook.

And in the aftermath, when they're lying tangled together, spent and sweaty, Shane tracing random patterns up Ilya's spine with one hand, stroking through Ilya's hair with the other, THEN the apologies begin - baby I'm sorry / no I'm sorry,,,

No apology is complete until hollanov have sex about it, and I do believe that

[mrmnn]

waistwaistwaistwaist…

[aringofsalt]

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

[ilya-rozanova]

[hollandar]

HEATED RIVALRY — DAY 1

Recalling the first day of filming, Tierney says that after seeing the pair excel in the emotional wringer, his own “nerves were out the window, I knew I could throw anything at those guys.”

sources:

GMA / TEEN VOGUE / TIMID

[loontattoo]

I love writing completely earnest fluff for the personified met gala outfits

[loontattoo]

with the end of the fiscal year quickly approaching, i gotta check-in on connie from admin—how’s she doing? what’s new and exciting? she taking care of herself? 🥰

Connie's been saving up her PTO for the summer, like she does every year. She's got three weeks off this year, and she's planning to use it every last day. One week of staycation, one week of visiting her mother out west, and one week of getting to chores and tasks she's been putting off around the house. Very productive.

Bighud's still only in his first couple of years at Business Inc so he hasn't built up the same PTO as Connie yet, and he's honestly a little sad thinking about her being out of the office for so long. He tells her as much while he's leaning over her desk one day, taking one of her hands in both of his and idly running his thumbs over her manicured fingernails.

"I'm gonna miss you," he admits, kind of shyly. Connie's heart swells at how earnest he sounds. How earnest he is.

"I'm not going far," she reminds him. "You can come visit me at home any time."

Bighud smiles but it doesn't quite touch his eyes. "I know, but. I'm gonna miss you here. What's the point of coming to work if I don't get to see you every day?"

He takes her hand properly now, sneakily bringing her knuckles up to his lips while Connie blushes and peeks over her shoulder to make sure no one has caught their private moment of office PDA.

"Have you booked your vacation yet?" she asks, working to conceal the emotion in her voice.

"Ah, not yet," he sighs. "I don't even know what I'd do with a vacation."

"No one you could go visit?" Connie asks.

Bighud shrugs.

"Nowhere you want to travel?"

Bighud just smiles, too nervous to say what he'd really like to tell her, that he doesn't really want to go anywhere if Connie isn't there.

Connie clears her throat, and makes a suggestion without really thinking.

"Well, if you wanted to take a week, maybe you could...come out west with me. It's really beautiful out there."

Bighud frowns. "Aren't you going to visit your mom?"

Oh god. Connie's starting to regret this suggestion. Too late to turn back now. "Well, I...maybe I want you to meet her."

Bighud smiles so wide it nearly splits his face in half. "Really?"

Relief washes over Connie as she smiles back, equally as beatific.

"Yeah," she nods. "I mean, I know it's a lot to ask. You only have, what? Ten days off a year right now? I understand if you didn't want to use half of them to come meet my mother. Plus I know that's kind of a big step and I - "

"Connie." Bighud quiets her rambling as he rests his elbows on her desk and leans in close enough that Connie can smell his cologne. "I would love to come."

Connie exhales shakily.

"Okay," she whispers, breathless at how close he is, how sincere his gaze is as it locks with hers.

There's a loaded moment where Connie wonders if they might kiss, right here in the middle of the office. But no. With what looks like considerable effort, Bighud pushes off her desk and starts to back away.

"Teams me the dates!" he tells her with a wink over his shoulder as he makes his way back to his cubicle. "I'll put my request in right now."

"Okay," Connie says again, so overwhelmed with happiness she has to bite her lip to rein in her smile.

[fuckrozanov]

thinking about shane and ilya at some nhl alumni event years in the future….their relationship is old news and literally no one bats an eyelash at them anymore plus they’re staying in some penthouse suite where nobody can hear them but anyway ilya is fucking shane through the mattress and covers his mouth with one hand like “shush hollander you’re going to get us caught” and shane comes so hard he blacks out

[mellxncollie]

Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry 1.01

[handsywoman]

Shane's pathetic failure of an attempt to be subtle while ogling Ilya is so dear to me

[grabmyboner]

wait i came back to say look at shane comforting a relief stricken ilya. look at him cradling and holding and kissing his crying ilya soooso protective and caretaking

[hudconera]

little gay yearning bottom eyes and big sexy russian to feast on

[themoonandmyman]

I hc that one of Hollanov’s favourite sex positions (top 5) is Shane straddling Ilya’s lap with Ilya sat upright against the headboard. It doesn’t allow for a huge range of movement, so it’s mostly for the lazy days where the need for connection outweighs the rush towards pleasure. They just hold each other like they’re trying to crawl into each other’s ribcage and whisper soft sweet things in time with the slow, molasses sweet grind of Shane’s hips. When they finally do cum, it’s with misty eyes and whimpered I Love Yous <3

[hothockey]

what's important to remember about the 'we didn't even kiss' unsent text is that shane is not mad at ILYA about the sex they had. he leapt readily into the sex, slutty arch that ensared millions on display etc.

no, shane's in the elevator, biting his lips red, wishing it was ilya's spit he was tasting and he is mad at HIMSELF for wanting to be kissed, for wanting MORE and recognizes (by ilya setting the tone of the sex as competitive -- not personal, by his own estimation of their relationship) that what sex they SHOULD/MUST be having according to the twin torture nexus is not sex where they kiss each other like they need each other's mouth to breathe. 'we didn't even kiss' is 'i, shane hollander, once again want something i cannot have, because that is what i do, lug around a want so ugly and so loud and so mighty that i fear people can read it at a glance across 200 ft of cold, powdery ice.'

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[poetrylesbian]

[spicyvampire]

"You didn't have to." "I don't mind."

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.01 "Rookies" // 1.06 "The cottage"