Hello world, I'm your wild girl

Name's Layla Stark. My mom's the Black Widow and my dad's Iron Man. Yeah, they're definitely better than your parents. I'm always up for a party. Don't feel too bad if you can't keep up.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

Right, sure you are. Let me know when you find her, okay?

[layla-stark]

I would, but by the time I do, I'll be too far away from here.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

I’m just doing my duties as a sister.

[layla-stark]

Well I don't like them. I'm going to hang out with a cooler sister. And I'm taking all of the cheesecake with me.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

You’d look disturbing and abnormal if you were ever taller than Ivan, let alone Haldor.

[layla-stark]

Okay, so maybe you have a point. But that doesn't mean that I appreciate you poking holes in my dreams.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

I know, that’s why I said it. And you stopped growing when you were 17.

[layla-stark]

You're the worst. No I didn't. I'm going to be taller. I will tower over all of you.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

Right, so why don’t you have cheesecake at your place? For all you know I could have wanted to eat that in bed with Caleb.

[layla-stark]

First of all, ew. Mental images that I never wanted. Secondly, I ate it all. I'm a growing girl, I need my sweets. Just don't tell mom.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

You’re right, we do. Let’s just keep it between us.

[layla-stark]

Your secret is safe with me.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[ivanstark-blog]

Since when we re you back in town? I see how it is. And I thought I was your favourite.

[layla-stark]

You are my favorite. I just got a little preoccupied, that's all. You know how it is when I get into the cheesecake.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

That’s okay, Layla. Maria’s my favorite redhead.

[layla-stark]

Lie all you want, Herdis. We both know the truth.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

I’m going to kill him.

[layla-stark]

Since when are you so concerned about housekeeping?

[layla-stark]

blackhawk-assassin started following you

[blackhawk-assassin]

“Probably not, but possibly if you tell me who you are”

[layla-stark]

Well I could ask you the same question. Name's Layla Stark. The fact that you don't already know that speaks volumes.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

Sure, Little Red, go for it. 

[layla-stark]

And that is why you are my favorite. For the time being at least.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

It’s wishful thinking, I know. But yeah, I think I do. Unless Caleb and Max ate it.

[layla-stark]

So you won't mind if I help myself, right? 

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

I feel like I just need to line you all up and make you be nice to each other.

[layla-stark]

Hah, good luck with that.

Hey, do you have any cheesecake in your fridge?

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[herdisofthor]

You’re right, but it would be nice, just for once.

[layla-stark]

You would wonder what was wrong with all of us if we weren't arguing.

[herdisofthor]

You all could just get along...or something.

[layla-stark]

Now that would be too easy.

[layla-stark]

blackhawk-assassin started following you

Can I help you?

[supernovastorm-blog]

Then you can seriously walk away, because I don’t need vomit on these shoes.

[layla-stark]

Really? I think it would improve them actually.

You know she's not interested anymore, right? You had your chance. Time to move on.