I've got my father's soul

The name's Ivan Stark. Yes, Stark. Hold the applause and don't look so starstruck. I really don't have time to deal with this shit.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[pyrestorm]

Well I haven’t seen nearly enough of you, so yeah, that’s what I’m going with.

[ivanstark-blog]

So you're saying that you missed me, yeah?

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[pyrestorm]

Maybe that’s a sign that you need to get out of the house more.

[ivanstark-blog]

You don't think I get out enough?

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

You’re so rude, Ivan. It was…good. You know, doing what I love and all that.

[ivanstark-blog]

So...where's my souvenir? I'm thinking something from the Red Light District will suffice.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I hope he heard that.

[ivanstark-blog]

Go away. No wait, stay. How was the trip?

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

[layla-stark]

Since when are you so concerned about housekeeping?

[ivanstark-blog]

Since when we re you back in town? I see how it is. And I thought I was your favourite.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Aquaman tracks water through this house one more time.

I'm going to kill him.

[starkbambi-blog]

Oh god, I don’t think so. Work and the like. But have fun, tell Haldor not to flood anything.

[ivanstark-blog]

Tanya Elizabeth Stark.

[starkbambi-blog]

ivanstark liked your photo:

Hey, Ivan!

[ivanstark-blog]

Hey, Bambi. You're coming, right?

[elihays-deactivated20140101]

That she’s in danger. Or worse. 

[ivanstark-blog]

[Rubs the back of his neck] Alright... I'll keep an eye out for her, I'll tell the others to as well.

[elihays-deactivated20140101]

Uh, Angel. She just kinda disappeared on me. But it’s just not that. I don’t have a good feeling about this.

[ivanstark-blog]

[Looks around] She doesn't make a habit of disappearing. What's this feeling you've got?

[elihays-deactivated20140101]

[Frowns and furrows his brows]

[ivanstark-blog]

What's wrong, man?

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I think we should throw a party. I need a party.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

Oh, come on, Ivan. What’s the dangers of having a party at your place? The worst that could happen is that Matt sets something on fire.

[ivanstark-blog]

You're lucky that those dimples of yours have always worked on me. And if Matt sets something on fire, just leave it Haldor to drench him.

[titaniumstark-blog-blog]

[Rolls eyes] Yeah, yeah. Awesome. You’ll see. You’ll be thanking us later.

[ivanstark-blog]

I'll probably be on the brink of killing you later.

[titaniumstark-blog-blog]

Obviously. You know you want to.

[ivanstark-blog]

If Haldor didn't pack such a mean punch I would say no, but... Fine.

[titaniumstark-blog-blog]

ivanstark liked your photo

Oh great. The adopted brother.

[ivanstark-blog]

Shut up, gap tooth. Are you here to try to convince me to throw a party at our place too?

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I think we should throw a party. I need a party.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

Well, of course not at dad’s house, that would be crazy. ODETTE would probably lock us in there and make us think about how to be good citizens. I was thinking we could do it at you and Haldor’s apartment. Even though Uncle Danny’s place works too.

[ivanstark-blog]

What makes you think I want you dirty kids at my apartment? Ain't nobody got time for your beer pong and keg stands.

[hawkingwidow-blog]

I think we should throw a party. I need a party.

[ivanstark-blog]

What makes you think dad would say yes to that? Unless we throw it at Uncle Danny's place.