Layla the Lesbian™ @layla-the-lesbian - Tumblr Blog

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

microweave

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better”

rojo-todd

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

mixedapocalyptic

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

simplessence

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

what-even-is-thiss

Me @ 17: I may be graduating high school now but I’m not gonna lose track of what teens are doing! I’m gonna be a cool and relevant adult just you watch me!

Me now, 21: *sips tea and looks at my tablet over reading glasses like it’s a morning newspaper* *leans forward and squints* *yells into the next room with an accent like a jaded New Yorker grandma in a sitcom* GEORGE, WHAT’S A VIBE CHECK?

batmanisagatewaydrug

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

wheel-of-misfortune

guam-deactivated20240602

only gay people can reblog this

weaver-z

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

weaver-z

What the fuck is happening here on this day...

deactivated-blog

Both of u:

beaky-peartree

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

lickthemagaindeacy

FUCK

theacedragon

Someone’s probably already done this, but alignment chart of “realistic” cgi or cgi that tried to stay as close to the original as possible. I do not take constructive criticism

catchymemes

wang-fire

can waterbenders bend oil can earthbenders bend glass can airbenders bend sound can firebenders bend mixtapes

pohlarbearpants

Yes, waterbenders can bend any water based material, as shown when Katara bends ink (Book 3, Chapter 16, “The Southern Raiders”) and soup (Book 3, Chapter 8, “The Runaway”). so as long as the oil is water based (baby oil, cooking oil, etc) then yes. If you’re talking about oil like for a car, then no, they can’t, because it isn’t water based.

Glass is made of sand and earthbenders can bend sand (Book 2, Chapter 10, “The Library”) and furthermore earthbenders can bend the earth particles in metal (Book 2, Chapter 19, “The Guru”) so it stands to reason that they can bend the sand particles in glass. There is a question of whether or not they can still bend it because it is a very purified form of earth and another pure form of earth, platinum, is unbendable (LOK Book 1, Chapter 7, “The Aftermath”). However, when the sand is turned into glass it becomes crystalline (sand is mostly quartz particles after all) and we know earth benders can bend crystals (Book 1 Chapter 5 “The King of Omashu” when Bumi bends the creeping crystal).

Yes, airbenders can bend sound. This is shown when Aang bends sound by using his Appa whistle and extends the range of the sound (Book 2, Chapter 15, “Tales of Ba Sing Se”).

Firebenders can bend heat (Book 3, Chapter 6, “The Avatar and the Firelord”) which leads me to believe that they can not only bend fire mixtapes but can also control how fire a mixtape is by making it hotter.

avatrashh

Damn, pohlarbearpants did the research

221cbakerstreet

This has more citations than my last academic paper

fishmotif

oliszka

when the character goes "oh."

when the character goes "oh. oh no."

when the character goes "oh. oh fuck."

kutty-sark

Sailor Venus <3

argodeon

Shut the fuck up olivia

roseburst

yeah. i have maybe 200 and counting oliviabots reported and blocked so far. my entire block list is olivia.

and still she won't shut up.

lo-kae

Given that username structure, there could be as many as 78.4 billion Olivias. They are the true tumblr users. All other accounts are merely noise to the great Olivia hive-mind

argodeon

LMAO "the great Olivia hive-mind"